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JonBenét Lambsy

@lambelly

Living and eating burritos Computer science Detroit / Ann Arbor

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JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· 9d

No

Bullshit from ibm on linkedin. It says say hello tp ibm bob 2.0.

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Jul 18

Downloading apps

A list of apps from the app store:
Quit Fap
No PMO - Quit Addiction
Røde reporter
Rewire Comanion: Quit Porn
Rewire - quit porn addictin

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Jul 12

Just told the kittens that Lindsay Graham is dead

Several black kittens. The one in the foreground is facing the camera and their mouth is in mid meow.

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Jul 6

You guys want to see my kittens?

Five kittens laying in a pile on a green office chair. They are all facing the camera

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Jul 1

Minced beef is popular today

A grey mom and two black kittens eating minced beef out of a bowl.

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Jun 29

I have 5 foster kittens that are all black. Some of them have little white accent hairs

A little black kitten sitting on a blanket in a carrier staring directly at the camera

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Jun 27

Got a new foster cat and 5 babies. All the babies are black.

A grey cat laying on bedding in an open carrier surrounded by her five kittens

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Jun 27

One of my foster kittens

Black cat standing wide eyed and bewildered

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Jun 14

Mitch McConnell, his mouth somehow opening in the center, but not at the sides, and oddly purple

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Apr 23

Must be dinner time

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Apr 23

New! Dr pepper johnsonville speedway

A picture of a Dr pepper johnsonville sausage in a bun. The whole thing looks weirdly plastic with the sausage laying on its side, the oddly brown ketchup, mustard, and onions somehow defying gravity.

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Apr 17

Stawbango

As for Ghost energy drink with flavor strawbango

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Apr 16

My foster cat whom gave birth in my bathroom went back to the shelter today. This is her with one of the babies she made. I still have babies for a while.

A calico cat and a small black and white kitten spooning in a green chair. The kitten is the big spoon.

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Apr 9

The foster kittens are becoming violent

Black and white can mouth open, leaning in to bite the zipper of a red hoodie

Black and white can mouth closed on the zipper of a red hoodie

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 31

Booberry contemplating the horrors of existence

Small grey tortie cat looking sad next to a dog toy

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 27

the kittens sleep well after a hard day working in the mines

A black and white kitten sleeps on his back. Closeup on his face. His nose is very pink and there is a birthmark next to his nose.

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 25

Cptn crunch is exploring their domain (I do not know how to determine their gender)

Small black and white kitten with a black dot on their lip (almost three weeks old) leaning against a bookshelf for support while looking at the camera. In the background some other grey kittens wrestle

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 25

The Trump face labeller makes some interesting mistakes.

KOTH screen which features bill sitting across on the other side of a desk from some guy. The Trump face labeller warns that the scene contains trump face. I assume Bill is the Trump face?

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 24

Full-fat Coca-Cola

From the current Paris review, pg 18, "full-fat Coca-Cola"

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 19

Booberry is weary of the world

A small tortie kitten with tiny eyes being held up to the camera by a guy wearing a pokemon t-shirt.

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 15

Booberry is fighting to keep his eyes closed

A hand holding a kitten. The kitten looks squinty. He's just starting to open his eyes just a little bit.

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 13

Booberry -- 1 week old Eyes still closed, but moving a little.

A hand holding a dilute tortie with closed eyes

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 13

Real punk

A hand holding a can of TRULUXE cat food. The label says glam 'n punk with lamb & duck in gelée

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 12

Pretty sure the original Snoopy's creator is our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ

There's a guy (Charles Shultz), a dog, some trees, and a drawing of Snoopy

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 10

Stain on turin on my bed

A circular grease stain on green sheets

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 7

Yuki's babies

4 kittens sleeping in a pile. There are two muted torties bookended by two black and white kittens. They have pink feets

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 6

Saw a cool mouse

A cool brown mouse sitting on a bag of dog treats. There's also some dog toys, spray cheese, peanut butter.

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Mar 5

My foster cat gave birth to several potatoes overnight.

Hand holding a muted calico kitten

Hand holding a black and white kitten

Hand holding a muted calico kitten from above

Hand holding a black and white kitten from above

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Feb 27

You guys need any boof powder?

A canister of poudre de bœuf sits on a metal shelf next to a bottle Gatorade frost cool. The poudre has a picture of a little dog on it.

JonBenét Lambsy@lambelly· Feb 23

ET and gertie. The text over it says I'm not really an alien Gertie. I'm a demon, a satanic delusion and a lie to deceive people and keep them from the truth of Jesus and explain away the rapture of the church.