Jeff Lamberty

@lamberty

Just a guy in West Central Minnesota. University of Minnesota Morris alumni relations officer. He/Him.

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Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· 16d

Minneapolis friends, does anyone know anything about this gorgeous building? It looks like the type of place Charlton Heston’s character would have lived in a 60’s/70’s scifi movie about a world that seems idyllic at first, but is hiding a dark secret to its continued existence.

A beautiful cement building with square floor to ceiling windows in an 8x6 grid on each side.

Close up window detail of A beautiful cement building with square floor to ceiling windows in an 8x6 grid on each side. They look like an array of CRT televisions tuned to a dead channel.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Jun 14

Grandpup is visiting for the weekend while elder child celebrates her 21st birthday.

Photo of a black F1b golden doodle resting on a blanket on a couch.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Jun 7

You might not like it, but this is peak marketing.

Large carton of dry au gratin potatoes, with compelling text “BASIC AMERICAN FOODS” and “FOODS PEOPLE LOVE” printed on it. Grey image of a hand holding a slotted spoon triumphantly. It has been marked down to $9.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Jun 5

Walking home across campus yesterday, I saw a squirrel with a whole caramel roll. It took some effort, but I managed to take a few good pictures.

Caramel roll visible in a tree. What is that doing there?

Ah, a squirrel has the sweet, sweet caramel roll visible

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· May 31

Sunday night dinner, leading to several days of wonderful lunch leftovers.

Two pans of stuffed peppers, red orange and yellow, topped with cheese.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· May 23

A promise or a warning.

Picture of the underside of the USS Voyager withe fake episode title “A Kes Episode” in the upper left quadrant.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· May 10

This is how I saw your skeet and the one below it - I thought you were quoting it and it seemed spot-on.

The skeet I’m quote skeeting, with a King of the Hill screenshot of Hank, Boomhauer, Dale, Bill, Bobby, and Ladybird in the alley directly below it.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Mar 22

Some real synergy in the feed tonight.

Two skeets back to back in my feed:

FROVO @frovo.bsky.social • 26m
Joined Apr '23
ME: trump keeps obfuscating the truth
WIFE: i see you learned a new word
ME: i obfuscately did
WIFE:
ME: what are we obfuscating for dinner

And then:

jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social • 12m
Joined Apr '23
listen up leftoid, words change meaning over time. it's just a coincidence that the meaning of this word changed the moment i decided to say it

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Mar 3

Change your handle to this.

Screenshot of Dave’s skeet on Snopes identifying him as ‘(Bluesky user Dave Weigel)’

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Feb 25

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Feb 25

Never be the same, by (squinting) corerr caballos

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Feb 13

This thread and wikipedia led me to this phrase. Time for bed.

There’s a section in the Doobie Brothers’ wikipedia entry describing the band’s relationship to Moby Grape, and “an aborted grape reunion “.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Feb 8

We have a great bent-and-dent grocery store in Morris. I go every Saturday and just grab a few things that catch my fancy. It’s a gamble, and sometimes I lose. I lost with this…vile concoction. In my defense, I totally missed the “Guy Fieri’s FLAVORTOWN” warning sign until I was putting it away.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Dec 23

Chick tract page with Jesus givin’ a kick-ass doctrine.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Dec 4

Nice.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Nov 27

And again.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Nov 27

This dumb dog.

Photo of a small black golden doodle enjoying some skritches.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Nov 26

If you like Stove Top Stuffing, you will love these (complimentary).

Old Dutch holiday stuffing-flavored Rip-L chips. The triple pack. The good stuff.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Sep 10

Visit Minnesota! This is our state seal.

Image of the Great Seal of Minnesota. A loon upright in a body of water, with grasses on the left, pine trees on the right, and north star immediately right. “Mni Sota Makoce” printed above this.

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Sep 9

Hold up, THIS is a canonization-worthy miracle? It’s right up there with “he cured a ham”.

A submitted miracle for canonization purposes: “My cousins lost their dog and I prayed to Carlo Acutis so they might find it, and they did.”

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Aug 29

Mick Jagger voice: Shadoobie…

Photo of a thermally shattered pyrex baking pan

Jeff Lamberty@lamberty· Aug 29

Between you and @niedermeyer.online posting about this, I grabbed the copy from my university library. Last checkout: 1997. I have until December to absorb it.