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Lanae@lanae-rae· 11h

Gonna assume the California Drop program works with legit companies anyway. Got this in my email today from an app I used before.

Screenshot that says:

YOUR DATA SHARING PREFERENCES

Our records indicate that you have updated the Data Sharing Preferences associated with this email address, directly, through your browser settings, or through a U.S. State Data Broker Opt Out Request.

Lanae@lanae-rae· 2d

I think the shawl is nearly done. Probably a few more rows to go. The green and pink is my progress trying to follow a TL Yarn Crafts mosaic crochet tutorial. I don’t love it but I think if I stick with I could learn to. #Crochet #Shawl #CrochetWIP

A crochet shawl hanging on a shower curtain.

Lanae@lanae-rae· 18d

Current crochet wip (Annabelle Shawl pattern by Bag-o-Day Crochet) after day 1. I had started a different shawl pattern but my brain wasn’t in it. This one is pretty mindless with a basic repeating pattern, yay. #crochet #crochetwip #shawl

Lanae@lanae-rae· 20d

A quick little heart stuffie because the kiddo asked for it. Not my pattern (crochet-patterns-free.com/crochet-hear...) #crochet

A small pink crocheted heart stuffie with eyes, a mouth, arms, and legs.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Jun 3

Haven’t been arting much because I was being more crafty in May. But here’s the stuff I finished in May. I love Procreate’s symmetry tool. #ProcreateArt #Procreate #DigitalArt

Gray background with a Mandala inspired art piece in the center, black scalloped shared around the outside, black random lines, a flower shape in the center. Blues and purples fill some of the empty spaces.

Black background. Mandala inspired art in the center. White outlines, lots of orange, blue, purple designs.

Brown background. White squigly lines around the center art, random orange, green, blue lines in the center.

Lanae@lanae-rae· May 25

I believe it’s done. Pretty sure my Dodgers obsessed dad will love this for his recliner. It’s my joint Father’s Day / Birthday present for him. #Crochet #LosAngeles #Dodgers

Lanae@lanae-rae· May 6

Got another sinus hell situation going on (ENT in two weeks! Yay!) so sleep wasn’t in the cards last night. Made this bunny. Probably not done, but done for now. The kiddo asked if I was making Animal Crossing animals. I wish I was that good! #ProcreateArt #Art

A little white bunny with big brown eyes, a pink heart nose, pink cheeks, pink and white ears. Wearing a green dress. Made in Procreate on iPad.

Lanae@lanae-rae· May 2

EJ got her Fart Monster for raising money for her school. She already wants another one in a different color.

Blue stuffie in a box. Text says fart monsters. Buttloads of fun. Gourmet Scented Plus
With Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushion. Tootles.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Apr 23

Best picture I could get because cats. The overall blanket isn’t done but the c2c LA part is! Yay! Next up granny square border. Probably. Haven’t decided between that or stripes yet. #Crochet #C2CCrochet #WIP #LosAngeles #Dodgers

Lanae@lanae-rae· Apr 17

What I did in the Procreate app while listening to an audiobook last night. Doubt she’s done, but she’s done for now. #Procreate #ProcreateArtists #DigitalArt

Limited palette painting of a female face on a green background. Her skin appears to be a lighter green. She has
pink cheeks and eyeshadow. She has flowing white hair.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Mar 29

Gotta say the Statue of Liberty sure looks happy, considering.

LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a 'Kings Day' protest. (Jill Connelly / AP)

Lanae@lanae-rae· Mar 21

I crochet slow and have a kiddo so, you know, life. Slow progress is still progress! #C2C #Crochet #WIP

C2C crochet blanket in progress. Mostly blue with some gray. 6 yarn bobbins of alternating blue and gray yarns hang off of it.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Mar 10

Current crochet project = an LA c2c blanket for my dad’s birthday. If it ends up not being large enough, I’ll add granny squares around the outside of it. #crochet #c2c #wip

A blue crochet blanket in progress. The start of a gray letter A is forming. Three yarn bobbins (blue, gray, blue) hang off of it.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Mar 10

Who can afford this? Gas prices at a Los Angeles Shell station: Regular = $5.89 9/10 Plus = $6.09 9/10 VPower = $6.19 9/10 We’re used to higher gas prices because of our higher fuel standards. This is shocking even for us.

Gas prices sign at a Los Angeles Shell station:

Regular = $5.89 9/10
Plus = $6.09 9/10
VPower = $6.19 9/10

Lanae@lanae-rae· Feb 25

Ando has started hiding one of the hubby’s slippers. He opened the laundry closet & pulled out the peacock feathers we stored there. A pillow from the couch ended up in the wagon he gets rides around the house in. He’s too smart for his own good. Good thing he’s so cute & cuddly! #cats

Ando, an orange tabby, holding onto his human’s hand with his paws and resting his head on their hand.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Feb 14

Me and the hubs don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day. But to the kiddo it’s all new and exciting and fun. So she made me two cards. Why yes, that is a K-Pop Demon Hunter, Pokemon, 6-7 card. I’m so lucky!

Two pieces of paper. One has a child’s writing that says “Mam” and has a pencil drawing of a heart balloon.

The other has Pokemon and K-pop Demon Hunter stickers with a heart that says 6 7 inside of it.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Feb 10

I used the leftover yarn from my hexicardi to make EJ a granny square liner for the flower box on her loft bed. Obviously I didn’t block it. But I kind of like how wonky it looks. #Crochet #GrannySquares

3 colorful crochet granny squares sewn together.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Feb 7

Weekends are for fun, not news whenever possible. So here’s a finished piece of meditative art and an unfinished one that started as just a face (what I prefer to draw) but turned into something with more attitude. #ProcreateArtist #MediativeArt #Doodles

A piece of art done mostly in blues, purples, and white. The entire page is filled with symmetrical designs made of a mix of straight lines and curves.

Unfinished doodle of a young woman with a blue bob haircut. A black shaggy sweater and mustard colored tee shirt. Her hands on her hips.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Dec 26

I think Ando likes the cats’ new toy pickle. He was one giant blur rolling around with it. Suttie almost bit their new banana toy, which is more than she interacts with other toys that aren’t the red dot. We humans all had a lovely day too. Here’s hoping you all had the day you hoped to have ❤️

Blurry action shot of Ando, an orange tabby cat, kicking a toy pickle.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Dec 21

Can they do this to the movie for real, please.

A still from the movie Home Alone 2 where the character Kevin is talking to Trump but Trump is redacted by a black bar.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Dec 17

Haven’t watched wrestling for many years but when I did Mick Foley was my fave. He seems like a good human.

A post by Mick Foley that says:

PARTING WAYS WITH WWE

While I have been concerned about WWE's close relationship with Donald Trump for several months - especially in light of his administration's ongoing cruel and inhumane treatment of immigrants (and pretty much anyone who
"looks like an immigrant") - reading the President's incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner's death is the final straw for me.

I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so seemingly void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy.

Last night, l informed @WWE talent relations that I would not be making any appearances for the company as long as this man remains in office.

Additionally, I will not be signing a new Legends deal when my current one expires in June. love WWE, will always treasure my time with them, and I am deeply appreciative for all the opportunities they afforded me. But, in the words of Popeye the sailor, "I stands all I can stands, and I can't stands no

Lanae@lanae-rae· Dec 14

Ando is so cute when he’s sleeping and/or cuddly. And yes, I did rub that belly! #Cats #OrangeTabbyCat

Ando, an orange tabby cat, curled up on a cat couch.

Ando, an orange tabby, stretched out on his back on a cat couch.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Dec 2

I feel like Duo is trying to make me feel like I did better than I did. Languages are so hard for me, but I’m trying my best, so yay. Gonna switch back to free Duolingo in 2026 since I got a lifetime Babbel account from my hubby.

Duolingo 2025 year in review.

Image of Duo the owl that says 2025.

I’m a top 1% learner on Duolingo!

61 Spanish score

784 longest streak

129987 total xp

15519 minutes spent

Lanae@lanae-rae· Dec 1

I was going to crochet Karma a couch. Then EJ asked for a cardboard couch with Mario cushions. #ElfOnTheShelf #SuperMario #Mario

An Elf on the Shelf sitting on a cardboard couch with Super Mario cushions.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Nov 21

EJ brought home her what I am thankful for project. - Mama - Rainbow braids - Daddy Today is their 67th day of school, so the kiddos were supposed to wear 6 or 7 of something. She asked for 6 braids and got them. Sadly they were not rainbow braids as we were short on time. Maybe next week!

EJ’s art project from school.

The top says Autumn in a cloud and has apples above it. Three strings hang down.

The one on the left holds a pumpkin that says I am thankful for Mama and has a drawing of mama.

The middle string holds a leaf that says I am thankful for rainbow braids.

The right string holds an acorn that says I am thankful for Daddy.

The entire thing is brightly colored in mostly reds, oranges, and yellows.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Oct 31

EJ ran up and hugged me when she saw me at her school Halloween parade. I love my kiddo so much!

My daughter (age 5) in her Minion Halloween costume and Rainbow Dash hoodie hugging me.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Oct 30

@robot-zombie.bsky.social put a toy display up in his office. Ando apparently saw it as a challenge. Cats are why we can’t have nice things. #Cats

Ando, an orange tabby, looks at a transformer toy in a display

Ando’s paw goes through the toy display, smacking at the toy

Ando’s paw all the way through the display, having knocked down the toy

Lanae@lanae-rae· Oct 25

Finished the crocheted frog hat with about an hour to spare. The hubby will wear it and a frog resist sign at our community Halloween tonight. Portland protest frog! #Crochet #PortlandProtestFrog #Halloween

A green frog crocheted hat. It has two round eyes on top and a pink tongue sewn on the front.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Oct 19

Had a great day at the Farmer’s Market pumpkin patch. EJ got to spend time with her BFF petting animals & painting pumpkins. We have a nice wagon we never use so anymore and rather than sell it we offered it to her friend’s mama. They were just looking at buying one. Yay for perfect timing!

Me and EJ on the right. Her BFF and her family on the left - walking through the farmer’s market.

Lanae@lanae-rae· Oct 16

My current crochet project is a frog hat so @robot-zombie.bsky.social can be a Portland protest frog for Halloween 🐸 #Crochet