Gentleman, it's been a privilege playing with you tonight

Midwestern gas station deep in the heart of Texas

F

Bloomberg getting slammed was fun. Also I made some pretty good nachos.

This is Democrats messaging for real and they don't understand why it doesn't work.

Every guy at the costume party

If you ever become romantically involved with someone who does this, you need to run.

Sometimes things work out.

I continue to win

lol okay

I'm L I V I N

They're going to oxtail cabbage, aren't they. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck