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muxauy@lanzz· 8d

inside you there are two actors

"He decided to use a stage name to satisfy SAG rules, as there were already an actor (Michael Douglas) and daytime host (Mike Douglas) with the same or similar names. In response to questions as to whether he selected his new surname due to an attraction to actress Diane Keaton, or in homage to silent film actor Buster Keaton, he has responded by saying "it has nothing to do with that". Keaton searched a phone book under "K", saw "Keaton" and decided to stop looking."

"The XVII in his name was a way for Lawrence to distinguish himself from previous David Lawrences already registered with SAG. At the time, he was the 17th David Lawrence listed on IMDb, and appender the number to his name upon his own registry."

muxauy@lanzz· 9d

"Several Species..." also feels very fitting for that other famous daughter of the Picts

Screenshot from Senua's Saga: Hellblade II

muxauy@lanzz· 19d

Same energy 😆

Снимка на такси с надпис: ЕТ "ТАИБАЛ-ТАИБЕ МУСТАФА"

muxauy@lanzz· 20d

готови са за УК, където и самите спирки се монтират наобратно

muxauy@lanzz· 20d

muxauy@lanzz· 21d

what the fuck is this fucking shit? how is "run[ning] an anti-virus scan on your device" going to make any fucking difference on your side, weird internet service? how are you ever going to know? why the fuck is this fucking condescending ridiculous "advice" even there?

screenshot of a webpage. in the top-left corner there's a solved reCAPTCHA prompt. underneath the prompt: "Why do I have to complete a CAPTCHA? Completing the CAPTCHA proves you are a human and gives you temporary access to the web property."
on the right side: "What can I do to prevent this in the future? If you are on a personal connection, like at home, you can run an anti-virus scan on your device to make sure it is not infected with malware. If you are at an office or shared network, you can ask the network administrator to run a scan across the network looking for misconfigured or infected devices."

muxauy@lanzz· 21d

I think the NHS is going through midlife crisis

Photo of an NHS London ambulance, a Mustang Mach-E painted in hi-viz fluro yellow

muxauy@lanzz· 26d

разписка от онлайн поръчка от супермаркет ASDA. списък на неналични продукти, заместени с алтернативни. първия продукт е тирамису, заместено с тарама салата

muxauy@lanzz· Jun 24

при нас се очаква "до 38-40 на места" тия дни 🥵

Red warning
An exceptional spell of hot and humid weather is expected across this region, with impacts to the general population highly likely.

Impact: High
Likelihood: High

Further details
During the heatwave expected to affect a large part of England and Wales this week, the highlighted area now looks increasingly likely to see a two to three day period where maximum temperatures in the shade exceed 37 Celsius, perhaps rising to 38 to 40 Celsius in some places. The heat will be accompanied by high humidity, exacerbating the potential for discomfort and health impacts, with very warm and humid night times also reducing the ability for people to recover overnight.

Significant disruption to daily life is likely and the public should take every effort to make precautions and adapt their daily routines where possible to cope with these levels of heat, which up to now have been extremely rare for the UK.

muxauy@lanzz· Jun 23

true pioneers of hope-driven development

muxauy@lanzz· Jun 14

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solanum... даже изглежда са съвсем ядливи, описват ги като "delicious" opensourceplantbreeding.org/forum/index....

muxauy@lanzz· Jun 14

има, но не е много лесно да ги различиш. това е диво зеле, което реално ти е дивия вариант на около 75% от всички видове зеленчуци 😏

muxauy@lanzz· Jun 10

Four panel Mr. Lovenstein comic:
P1: Guy on a black background: "Hello darkness, my old friend"
P2: Darkness: "I ain't your friend"
P3: Black background recedes, leaving guy on a white background
P5: Guy on a white background: "oh..."

muxauy@lanzz· Jun 5

имам един стар велосипеден фар, на който му се счупи механизма за закрепване. 1600 лумена. ползваме го като фенер вкъщи. не съм го зареждал от преди да се счупи, повече от пет години вече. още има ток

muxauy@lanzz· Jun 3

muxauy@lanzz· May 1

I don't think Royal Mail understands how people use postal services 🤣

Royal Mail
Let's get your sending
BACK ON TRACK

Hi Mihail,
We noticed you've taken a short break from sending parcels – and that's okay!

When you're ready, you can pick up right where you left off, as sending with us is simple and cost-effective:
...

muxauy@lanzz· Apr 23

Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints meme: "You know, I'm something of a proud nordic girl myself"

muxauy@lanzz· Apr 20

Tintin meme:
Captain: "That's enough work for this week"
Tintin: "Muiiio, it's only Monday"

muxauy@lanzz· Apr 19

"Ще е мое право Гласувам! да определям Защото бъдещето си"

muxauy@lanzz· Apr 10

Screenshow of the info box for that "Spam" tag:
"Spam
Applied to accounts engaged in behaviors which indicate they are likely spam. Escalatable to platform-manipulation.
Source: @skywatch.blue"

muxauy@lanzz· Apr 9

Equinox laser rifle from Starfield:

muxauy@lanzz· Mar 29

иначе трагедия да се озовеш в квадрант, който е тотално непредставен в политическия живот

muxauy@lanzz· Mar 29

някои въпроси са малко... дебилно зададени. тоя примерно какво значи? "_НС_ трябва да ратифицира договора" (т.е. решението трябва да е на НС, не на правителството; подкрепям) или "НС _трябва_ да ратифицира договора" (т.е. включването в съвета на идиотите е нещо хубаво; не подкрепям)?

"Народното събрание трябва да ратифицира договора за включване в Съвета за мир на Доналд Тръмп."

muxauy@lanzz· Mar 28

have you seen baby shoes? they're usually barely chiral

muxauy@lanzz· Mar 26

"they're the same picture" meme from The Office

muxauy@lanzz· Mar 26

ъм май проблема е във феновете и тук, тоя човек си изглежда 100% психопат. малко ми е като mr beast, който е необяснимо популярен, ама като го видиш и веднага ти става ясно че няма как да няма поне 20 трупа заровени на двора

muxauy@lanzz· Mar 24

аз само ще оставя това тук

17 Mar 2026 00:54 GMT
All four living former US presidents deny Trump's claim one of them privately endorsed his war on Iran

After Donald Trump claimed twice on Monday that he had spoken to a former US president who told him that he approved of his attack on Iran, all four living former presidents denied having spoken with Trump about Iran in statements from aides to CNN and other outlets.

muxauy@lanzz· Mar 23

"Down jacket" meme template:
Panel 1: Goose: "Why does Britain get no say in EU laws?"
Panel 2: Goose: "Why no say, motherfucker"
Running dude is captioned "David Frost"

muxauy@lanzz· Mar 13

every. single. time. 😔

Huge bag of spinach, with a banana for scale

Same amount of spinach, now wilted in a pot. Same banana for scale

muxauy@lanzz· Mar 6