Laocoon
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"Rejected even by furries," by one Twitterer's poignant accounting. LAY-oh-kahn
This is the deep and meaningful critique of the Satanic Temple that I come to Twitter for:
Not sure why these assholes think they have a right to stop the peaceful gathering of co-religionists. Would they be allowed to petition against or otherwise stymie Jewish or Muslim gatherings? @luciengreaves.bsky.social
Hey Christian Nationalism: Go fuck yourself. Take your theocracy, eat shit, and die.
I made a meme for my lawyer today. Apologies to all adjacent lawyers, I am just going through it.
Listen, some other guy ran it through GPT zero and this post could itself be AI. We can't trust ANYTHING that conforms to our preconceived notions. Not even this screenshot. We're cooked, fam.
We're pushing a thousand measles cases in about nine weeks this year already. Last year in total, it was something like 2.2k. In the years before that, it was like in the 200s, w small spikes. Measles is about to kick our ass in. Big TY to Bobby Brainworms, you sick fuck.
This guy is the funniest man on the internet by ten thousand miles.
The facebook algorithm is fucking bonkers. Here's what it thinks I'm into currently.
The flag of the Satanic Temple over Somersworth, New Hampshire today. I love to see it! Congratulations to that great state for knowing what pluralism is and why it matters to America.
The news subreddit deleted 45 comments on this post. I wonder what they were about??