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YESSSSSSSS. Another month of competing the Garmin activity challenge.
iOS found my screenshot. I guess it, too, needed some coffee. Again, idk what any of it means, but that’s bc my political science BA is old enough to have a political science BA
Fuck. This. Thing. This is my fav part of the new kitchen but jfccc this thing was a fucking shitshow to build and took both me AND husband, plus a tiny plastic chair, towels, and a ton of drawer panels
Ok I have to disown my Finch birb for real. This bitch doesn’t like empanadas???
Lil app: relax 😌🩷 Me, w/ a double espresso, listening to a DJ remix of early Gwen Stefani, about to sit in a chair for 3 hours & thinking about the cabinets I’m going to build after: FORK YOU, NO
my mom may be a boomer, but she’s also an artist. so proud of her here 🩷
Lilly Pulitzer patterns. So, I already have a Charleston print dress (“Toile Me About It,” a blue toile showing the cute little alleyways), and I have a citrus/Florida dress (”guava green twist”), so it’s about time they released an Ohio print: SWEET CORN. www.lillypulitzer.com/prints/sweet...
iOS pulling some Samsung-style bullshit. I manually went into Settings yesterday morning and selected “update tonight.” The update is already downloaded. so instead of updating, it decided to ask me??? At 2 AM???
I HAVE CHECKED ALL CABINET BOXES and made sure they’re in acceptable condition & have all their parts. I have to check the trim boxes now. Will continue building & panicking tomorrow.
Publix skimping on the black beans in water (it’s labeled “in seasoned sauce” but this shit is neither seasoned nor sauce). That’s the water that was in there! 1/3 the can! there is noticeably less beans bc I usually cannot fit whole can in a 2-cup glass Pyrex, and these beans only filled 2/3 😑
Excellent work, Spotify, you guys def know how up update an app 😑
“Strange new sea creatures discovered on Ocean Census expeditions” Nope, that’s none of my business
a book published in 2020 about a class election. I cackled, bc …yeah, the author was making a point here, & *sobs in Florida*
Tangential/related evidence of the huge accomplishment. Turns out, I can pause the activity on my Garmin watch, drive home, and resume the activity. this is such a huge revelation!
…wait have people not been doing this with little drawings on a grid
I am also blocked by this guy! From his Silly list! AND I blocked him with my own subscription to a list!
idk i only know the law side of environmental protection but this looks worst than 25 AQI to me
“Charles Tyrwhitt“ (on my shitlist for no little guy sizes)