Taylor (Not Swift)

@lawyerrabbit

Rabbits, chickens and Felv+ cats. I lawyer to pay the (vet) bills. Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.

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Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· 2d

Imagine just trying to bill your hours and looking up to see *this*

A giant white chicken is conked out in the middle of the yard. He looks dead. Thankfully he is not. He’s just a sun baby.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· 5d

Please enjoy this photo from 2011 (you can tell bc it was taken on a POTATO). Enjoy little vintage Chris wheeler too!

Two Phillies players speaking to a crowd. Chris wheeler stands nearby.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· 13d

So… at what moment do I call it and move out?

A man is holding a white and yellow rooster in his arms. His face is cradle in the neck and back of the rooster. They very much look like they’re in love.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· 14d

I can’t explain it, but I am positive Beatrice would love a McDonald’s Diet Coke.

A black chicken with a white fluffy head floof. She looks like she’d love a crispy DC.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· 23d

If you find me dehydrated just know it’s because everytime I pick up my water bottle to drink, Bea runs to this bowl and squawks for me to pour a bevvie of her own from my bottle.

A black chicken with a white head pouf drinks from a tiny water bowl.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· 23d

After a series of escalating pee incidents that culminated with peeing on the bed WITH ME IN IT when his bonded pair was sick - Oram has begun his Prozac journey anew. Better living through chemistry is on the way buddy!

Large black cat asleep on his side on the couch.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· 27d

Marry a man who will pose like this on a Saturday evening - 10/10

A white man with blonde hair in a white T shirt is holding a black chicken with a white head floof right against his face.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· 28d

Smoke induced “bring your daughter to work day”

A black chicken with a white feather poof on her head is sitting next to a desk on a perch with a pee pad under it she is clocked in

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jul 13

POV: you’re serving me my coffee at the Dunkin drive through window this morning:

A black chicken with a white head poof is in a. Carrier in the middle back seat of my car. She’s looking out.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jul 3

The queen has made her triumphant return home after round 1 of her lead poisoning treatment. AND today is her 5th gotcha day!❤️

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jul 1

I spent the WHOLE DAY in office. Can you tell?

A selfie from the side. An orange and white cat is curled up in a little ball next to me. A brown tabby cat is laying on my chest.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jun 29

Also to answer your question. Beatrice. With probable lead poisoning.

Beatrice a black hen with white head feathers, laying in the sun on a couch.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jun 29

POV: You’re just trying to exit our house to take a chicken to the vet.

Four cats all smooshed together in front of a screen door. All of them are looking at the camera the two on the left are orange and sitting up straight. The next one is orange and laying down and looking over his shoulder, and the big black cat is looking directly at the camera and facing away from the window.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jun 22

Update: they’re biological brothers, aren’t they?

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jun 20

Reporting live from the questionable bathroom wallpaper choice from our favorite restaurant in town.

A picture of Kevin spacey on the wall in a bathroom.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jun 19

I do not even know how to caption this.

A large white rooster stands on one side of a glass door while an orange and white cat is on the other. They are both staring into the camera

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jun 18

He leaves me speechless.

An EXTREMELY fluffy black rabbit with a white nose and feet fluffs is sitting like an absolute unit.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jun 16

Wolfie got neutered young, before his cheeks could come in, and my god can you tell.

Two orange and white cats. The same shade of orange are smushed together. The one on the left has a TINY head.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jun 15

Jerry absolutely checked on her immediately upon getting some free range time. They’re such pals… so long as there is a fence. He’s definitely been jumpier with her not being at home.

A giant white rooster outside a fence eats grass next to the same black and white
Chicken inside the fence.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jun 15

Guess who’s home from her spa weekend! They didn’t see her pass the egg but she’s acting totally normal and “sometimes they’ll eat it when it comes out” so…

The same black chicken with white head feathers is standing happily in the backyard.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jun 13

Miss Bea broke an egg inside of her and is having a spa weekend (hospitalized at the vet) everyone please send my girl passed egg vibes!

A black chicken with white head feathers is in a carrier in a car. She looks pissed.

A chicken x ray showing an egg broken inside of her. I’d give more details but tbh I don’t remember them!

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Jun 1

Not a teams stan but it did just filter out my rooster cock a doodle doo-ing 2 ft from me during my weekly group call. The rooter in question visiting his sister, who now lives in her own mansion:

A giant white rooster is scratching at the ground outside of a chicken run. Inside the run a black chicken with a white head floof is dust bathing in a bucket.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· May 29

Is this good?

An ad on the back of a septa bus telling men ages 18-25 that they must register for the selective service. There’s a QR code.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· May 24

Immediately snapped a photo.

Safety crew just riding the front of carpenters car like a horse.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· May 6

Due to Jerry’s size and desire to mate with Bea (and also his total lack of coordination tbh) we have split the feathered household into a girl’s dorm and a boy’s dorm but every single night they meet up for a joint snack and I 😭

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Apr 27

I made the appointment to say goodbye to Penny (our 13+ year old rabbit) tomorrow and I am not okay. I know it’s the right thing but she’s been here since law school and I don’t want to be without her.

An old white rabbit with brown spots eats a banana.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Apr 24

His crow is giving *anvil falling on Looney Tunes*

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Apr 14

This will be my 13th reason why.

A screen grab of “draft with copilot” with the prompt in it “what do you want this email to say?”

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Apr 8

Bea hurt her leg last night and concerned Jerry’s amorous ways may have had something to do with it we’ve had her inside with her iPad and snacks. Her leg’s doing much better so I brought her outside and now she’s acting like a cautionary tale for women.

Taylor (Not Swift)@lawyerrabbit· Apr 2

To be clear, he still looks as surprised as we are every time.