Lazear

@lazear

Designer of user experiences. Rockies baseball fan. Movie Nerd. Views expressed are my own and not an employers. Reposts are not endorsements, but rather a part of a dark ritual to summon Tiamat to our realm and away from the forgotten realms.

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Lazear@lazear· 20d

Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer

Sponge Bob and Patrick star run away from a cyclops (man in an old fashion diving suit) from the Sponge Bob movie.

Lazear@lazear· 26d

Hes about 6' 1" (same height as Obama based on pictures of them together.) But compared to other politicians hes taller. For example here he is next to Warnock where hes a good 2-4 inches taller than.

Photo of Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock standing next to eachother at the 2021 inaguration. Both are wearing suits and overcoats with blue ties and have face masks on.

Lazear@lazear· Jul 9

Getting this one in early just in case.

The "Apollo, Gift of prophecy, random internet users just trying to be comedic" meme of girls playing dodgeball.

Lazear@lazear· Jul 8

Sorry I had to. I dont know why but this image just screams this quote.

John Oliver in General Hospital in four screen shots. In the first he is speaking with a quote that says "Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on! Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister? A princess! The Wicked Witch of the East, bro!"

In the next he is saying You're gonna look at me, and you're gonna tell me that I'm wrong?! Am I wrong?! She wore a crown, and she came down in a bubble, Doug!"

In the next two a blonde woman slaps him.

Inthe final Oliver stare ominously at the camera.

Lazear@lazear· Jul 8

Like just imagine a shinto shrine with a the mathematical geodesic patterns of a classic Persian architecture.

A classic Shinto shrine with pointed tiled roofs and red paint for the body which us tall pillars abd fences. A cherry blossom tree stands in front of it on a sunny day.

The Bazaar of Kashan, which has a fountain in the middle and whose roof is a soaring doom covered in geodesic patterns of blues, reds, yellows, and greens tile. Every surface is covered in different tiled patterns and natural light fills the room. People walk across the room to go to different shops.

Lazear@lazear· Jul 6

1) theres no citation here. 2) Turning off replys and quote tweets because people are pointing out that the lack of citations means this is bunk is a cowards choice. 3) if you think Denver is more expensive to live in than LA I have some news for you.

Skeet from KameronHurley.com on blue sky that reads "No one wants to admit this, but it's TRUE.

If you want to actually have savings and go on vacation once a year (NOT on a credit card), and have no debt, and an emergency fund ready for a job layoff, yes:

this is what it takes."

Above a graphic showing various cities with what appear to be made up numbers for family cost of living. The city of Denver is listed as $308,000 per year and Los Angeles is listed at $280,000 thousand a year.

Lazear@lazear· Jul 1

OK but why does synagoga have the Who Framed Roger Rabbit Judge Doom Crazy eyes?

Statue of Synagoga standing with a pole in her right haf and a book of laws in her left. She has slight smirk on and her eyes are covered by a bandage but for some reason they are also bugging out if her head.

Lazear@lazear· Jun 26

Someone is my enemy.

Quiz result showing this accounts closest match Is Emmanuel Macron.

Lazear@lazear· Jun 25

Soon.

Stick poking meme poking a papap hat and saying "come on, excommunicate some assholes".

Lazear@lazear· Jun 24

"Mom can we get 4 corners?" "No we have 4 corners at home." The 4 corners at home.

Zoomed in image of the earlier map where Oklahoma, texas, arizona and Utah meet, but where Colorado and New Mexico have vanished.

Lazear@lazear· Jun 18

Absolutely wild claim to make about a device that saw bad sales and high returns to the point where the product strategy shifted away from releasing a 2.0 version.

Quote tweet from Wesley Hillary that says "I will note that previous reports suggest Ternus is one of the driving forces behind the foldable. I do hope a delay or cancelation shows he's willing to be restrained. Though none of these decisions have to do with Apple Vision Pro, which for all intents and purposes, wasn't a failure" in response to a tweet from this account questioning if a delay for the foldable iphone is about ensuring new hardware is ready to go or if its a response to poor vision pro sales.

Lazear@lazear· Jun 15

Yes I know I need therapy internet quiz, but at least give me my bloody EVA.

Results from the "which Evangelion character are you" quizzes showing this accounts highest as Shinji at 80%, Kaworu at 65% and Misato at 60%.

Lazear@lazear· Jun 10

If I were 2 accounts that had co-opted the identity well known icons of civil rights I would simply not be defending the nazi tattoo guy.

Atticus Goldfinch tweet which says "my honestly radical beliedf is that I kinda think platner will be a reliable dem vote for nearly every single issue. I just dont see him being a fetterman or a sinema. I just dont see it I'm and the comparisons are stretched."

In response the John Brown Stan Account says "the Platner hate isnliberal culture war stuff. They hate him primarily because he us not culturally liberal, which is distinct from ideogy".

Lazear@lazear· Jun 4

Your last saved meme is your life philosophy"

meme of a heterosexual couple lying in bed, the woman looking over her shoulder at the mab thinking "I bet hes making excuses for delving deeply and greedily" and the man facing away from her thinking "how were the dwarves supposed to know that someone buried a fucking Balrog there."

Lazear@lazear· Jun 2

Also this bit really does a great job of showing where the piece is going.

Segment from the new york times article on tilly Norwood that says "Expansion, retraction, pause, response: “Yes,” she said. “They ask for honesty, then flinch when it arrives.” Did I mention that in addition to being just a computer, she’s also kind of a bitch?"

Lazear@lazear· May 29

The good place "Jason figured it out" meme but Michael is labeled "Flo Rida" and Janet is labeled "Vanilla Ice" and the caption says "Bret Michaels figured it out. This is a real low point. Yeah this one hurts".

Lazear@lazear· May 22

Image of the Enterprise E along side a comet with the title text "we can not stop. No seriously we can't, get out of the way."

Lazear@lazear· May 19

Sickos meme but the man is saying "si...Ja Ja Ja...si!" While wearing a sombrero, a "Mex-sickos" shirt and burning a tiny american flag.

Lazear@lazear· May 16

Cover of the Old man and Sea with title changed to "the old man and the sea and Grogu"

Lazear@lazear· May 16

Well thats not surprising.

Results from the "find your politics" quiz showing that this user is a social democrat with left wing economic leanings, libertarian social leaning, pro-liberty civil liberty leanings, globalist governance leanings and a slightly high trust in the system.

Lazear@lazear· Apr 3

Boy Rocks, just not sure about this start.

Lazear@lazear· Mar 31

Sally hawkins and Octavia Spencer in the shape of water. Sally Hawkins has a speech bubble above fines skeet.

Lazear@lazear· Mar 25

No this is what they took from you

Lazear@lazear· Mar 21

Like seriously all of these I took jsut living mj day to day life.

The view from a cliff of a mountain I 4 wheeeled in Moab Utah

The top of a mountain in glenwood springs colorado looking out on the valley below with the town and mountains on the the other side.

Lazear@lazear· Mar 21

So obviously we should ignore anyone who says "I've seen the united states, I play a lot of geoguesser" because they are probably a moron, but these are also just every day sights for millions of Americans.