Laz_V
@lazyvoid
I'm just some dude chillin an shitposting for the squad, we vibin
I'm too masculine I need to die but I can't lean too feminine or I'll also need to die, what the fuck is this existence
Sweet merciful Jesus fucking Christ I've been awake for 34 hours and my brain still refuses to let me sleep, fuck please I feel like I'm running at 3 FPS please God helplppllllllppppplplpp
My humidifier just fucking broke In fucking Arizona In a house where the AC unit breaks down past 95° . . .I think God wants me dead
My AC is fucked My Car is fucked And my direct supervisor just spent all day trying to get in my pants even tho I've made it REAL fucking clear I'm not interested Why the fuck does life just love to fuck me sideways and upways every 5 fucking minutes
Gotta love when the temp goes up to 103 which causes my AC unit to stop working and turns the fucking tin can I live in into a sauna I need to get tf out of this trailer and into an actual apartment ASAP before I die in it
It isnt even funny just how much of my Mental Health is currently reliant on this dumbass fucking keychain Like if BBgirl Dante wasn't here every morning and every afternoon I would have legit done it already I love you BBGirl Dante, you've kept me alive this long
Obsessed with them to an absolutely unhealthy extent, their so sweet I feel like I've developed diabeter, I love them so much