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dance music nerd, synths, very tired. oakland he/him alcoves on soundcloud

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kevwav@lcov· 24d

right on time

a photo of a medium-full (for 11am) sports bar at 11am before the world cup final at noon. we are seated and ready

kevwav@lcov· Jul 6

hahahaha yes perish ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo, the rapist, is sad after losing in the world cup

kevwav@lcov· May 22

we’re here to promote boosters #iloveboosters #oakland

we love boosters

kevwav@lcov· May 17

A still from The Magic School Bus where Arnold takes his helmet off in space because he’s a petty b who’s had enough of this

kevwav@lcov· Mar 28

@rincewind.run I want to read these stories

johntherobotwanderer
Feb 18
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Discworld book where the auditors hear about the phrase "it's not over till the fat lady sings" and hire someone to kidnap all the fat ladies in the world to find the One who will end the world when she sings.
Lady Sybil Vimes is one of the ladies, so Sam Vimes is on the warpath until he can find her, while the watch desperately try to keep all infrastructure from falling apart without all the fat ladies who keep it together on a daily basis
It ends when Sybil leads a hoard of fat ladies into battle, which ends up being so glorious an unrelated time traveler who witnesses it goes back to his native time starts the myth of the Valkyries
limpurtikles
Feb 26
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#nanny ogg is removed from the running because she won't STOP singing bawdy songs and the world has not yet ended. much to their frustration.
#she's here now. they cannot put her back because witches are like that. she's having a grand old time with all these other fat ladies #and she will leave when she is bloody well ready. until then it's another round and another verse about wizards' staves
Sorry @mypunkpansexualtwin but you ain't leaving this one in the tags boss
#outstanding
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kevwav@lcov· Mar 26

JANET what are you doing here? cc @marlo.ooo

a screenshot of the Sky Cards app showing planes above Edward’s Air Force Base in Southern California. A JANET plane is highlighted, which usually ferries people from Vegas to Area 51, but is in california. Probably for the Lockheed Martin X-59 Quesst test flight

kevwav@lcov· Mar 20

😎🤓 #skycards

a screenshot of the statistics page on the app Sky Cards, showing 1337 total aircraft caught

kevwav@lcov· Mar 15

search yr camera roll for Hell

an old political comic,the left panel has a guy in a robe with a smiley face offering some balls, next to a welcome mat that says “welcome to acid house” (which objectively rules), in the second panel the welcome mat becomes a trap door into fire, the smiley face guy removes his mask to become the devil, the two “innocents” are presumably damned. the comic is titled “trip to hell.”

kevwav@lcov· Feb 19

don’t care about battles I got a lotta planes #skycards

a screenshot of the Sky Cards statistics page showing 1304 unique aircraft

kevwav@lcov· Feb 7

yall sky cards people know about this right? Settings -> Statistics -> Map then ez travel to unlocked airports cc @marlo.ooo

A screenshot of the Sky Cards app showing a number of unlocked airports to travel to

kevwav@lcov· Dec 17

alert: pigeon in the bookstore

a photo of a pigeon sitting by a window inside a bookstore. it’s wet outside, not really raining, so the pigeon is understandably not leaving

kevwav@lcov· Nov 20

it is, we get tons of stuff from there, the mushroom salt is also killer

a photo of Cyprus Wild Mushroom Sea Salt from Oaktown Spice Shop

kevwav@lcov· Nov 20

yeah I lick the bag, it’s single origin local sea salt

a photo of a bag of Single Origin Humboldt Flake Sea Salt from Oaktown Spice Shop, it’s a joke on doing drugs but it’s just very good salt

kevwav@lcov· Sep 5

stop the count #f1

a photo of the Monza Grand Prix timing display five minutes into the fist free practice, showing Lewis Hamilton at the top

kevwav@lcov· Sep 4

it's really real

a photo of a Nintendo Switch with the Silksong menu screen on it

kevwav@lcov· Aug 7

"so no silksong?"

two screengrabs of a Vine where a guy on a phone says "So no head?", implying no oral sex, and then he smashes his phone (or probably a fake phone), and then stomps on and breaks a skateboard, and where the video abruptly cuts.

This is used as an exaggerated example of my reaction waking up to see that the Nintendo Indie Direct has no mention of Silksong, the highly anticipated followup to Hollow Knight, and a game that I've engaged in years-long clownery hoping for any information about

kevwav@lcov· Jun 15

Luna is home and very happy to be home. lots of care to be done but at least we can do it here

A sleepy sick cat with a cone on her head, curled up on a blanket made of silk fabric scraps

kevwav@lcov· Jun 11

send good thoughts for Luna

an extremely mad little baby (an adult cat) (Luna) is wrapped up in a blanket and potty pad, with a cone, being held by a vet tech. she has her tongue slightly stuck out after screaming bloody murder while being given a shot. if you look closely there are flames visible in her enormous pupils

kevwav@lcov· May 2

this one #f1

a photo of valtteri bottas on the pit wall at the Miami grand prix, he's wearing a very cool hat

kevwav@lcov· Apr 26

another interesting one I just found, XA-UFO

a screenshot of Sky Cards showing a plane with the tag xa-ufo

kevwav@lcov· Apr 26

joby jas-4 over by Monterrey, California, 9.98 for #skycards people @marlo.ooo @cageyratfish.bsky.social

a screenshot of Sky Cards showing a super weirdo drone/plane with a bunch of rotors

kevwav@lcov· Apr 5

Go see Freaky Tales. If you're in Oakland/the Bay especially go see it because it's a love letter to Oakland but even if you're not. it's just an absolute blast, the most fun I've had in a theater in ages. Take all your friends

a photo of the marquee of the Grand Lake Theatre in Oakland, California, all lit up in neon, showing Freaky Tales and some other movies

kevwav@lcov· Mar 24

such a cool looking plane cc @marlo.ooo @cageyratfish.bsky.social

a photo of a Velocity 173 airplane against a clear blue sky

a screenshot of the same plane in the game skycards

kevwav@lcov· Mar 18

the hills were very green when I flew back in yesterday!

a photo taken from the air of green rolling hills with windmills all over them

kevwav@lcov· Mar 16

this is what it looks like to have to exit a bart train to get to the rescue train

kevwav@lcov· Feb 20

some silly ones

a screenshot of the skycards game showing the plane PITTS S-12 MACHO STINKER

a screenshot of the skycards game showing the plane PIPISTREL WATTSUP

a screenshot of the skycards game showing the plane PIPISTREL SINUS

a screenshot of the skycards game showing the plane JONKER JS-3 RAPTURE (ELECTRIC)

kevwav@lcov· Feb 20

some cool ones

a screenshot of the skycards game showing the plane STOLP SA-300
STARDUSTER TOO

a screenshot of the skycards game showing the plane SKYSTAR KITFOX
VIXEN

a screenshot of the skycards game showing the plane SILENCE TWISTER

a screenshot of the skycards game showing the plane BEST OFF
NYNJA

kevwav@lcov· Feb 10

the Doomsday Planes are also in there

a screenshot of the game Sky Cards showing a 747-200 aka a Doomsday Plane

kevwav@lcov· Feb 10

yes they do

a screenshot of Sky Cards showing different Boeing 737-600's aka JANETs

kevwav@lcov· Feb 10

if I may show off a little

a screenshot of a game called Sky Cards, in which someone "catches" planes that are in the air and have various rarities. The screenshot shows several very rare planes