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LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛ (@lediva) · DIRTY

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛

@lediva

@lediva@lediva.masto.host Professional geek, semi-professional performer, amateur human. Part cat, but allergic to them. NYC adjacent. Married (to @beetiger.bsky.social) poly queer trans lady. 40-something. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐈‍⬛she/her

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LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Jul 8

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s just out of frame, still recovering in the hospital.

Nathan Fielder smiling and looking offscreen (towards Mitch McConnell, obvs)

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Jul 7

So... I guess I should stop counting on this money to show up?

Screencap from Venmo: You requested $2,000 from senator@mcconnell.senate.gov
Dec 31, 2010 12:33 AM

Comment: "If you won't do it through the Senate, maybe just go one by one."

The "Reminded" button is greyed out, because I sent his dead turtle ass a reminder years ago.

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Jun 13

At a small family Pride event, a teen girl came up to me and said "I painted this, and I thought you would like it." She was 100% correct. 😻

A photo of a small flat painted rock, sitting on the lesbian flag dress I'm wearing. The rock is painted in lesbian flag colors and in black is written WOMEN.

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· May 29

I love "Hacks", I'm so sad it's ending. But uh, if this is what we get in exchange? I... uh, I can maybe deal... 🥵

Jean Smart in a Nudie suit, Hannah Einbender is sitting at her feet, collared and leashed. Jean holds the lead. Fuck this is so hot and gay.

Now Jean is just resting her left hand on Hannah's head, like she's getting petted and 😻😻😻😻 SO HOT SO GAY FUUUUUUCK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· May 18

Who named this Diet American Dew and not Canada Dew?

Holding a can of Diet Mountain Dew, except the label reads "Diet American Dew" with some red, white, and blue highlights added.

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· May 14

@dropout.tv what level of Kickstarter reward gets us our own copy of Jiavani's outfit on Parlor Room?! 😻

Jiavani (a Black femme person) with her hair up in a loose messy bun with pens stuck in it. Her dress is transparent yellow over a black & white patterned camisole. Her earrings look like two little hourglasses, and on her forehead are squares that resemble a Scrabble board, with visible letters that spell out GAYME. Jiavani is grinning to beat the band.

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· May 6

Thanks! We make a pretty cute couple. 😻

Vicki/beetiger (L) and Julia/LeDiva (R) on a cruise ship sipping champagne and smiling at the camera

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· May 6

Nine years ago today, I married this amazing woman. I can't imagine my life without her. Love you, @beetiger.bsky.social! 😽

A middle-aged white woman in a Christmas Cats dress and a black cat beret stands in an elevator on a small square, labeled "whatever you do, don't stand here" and makes a silly expression.

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· May 6

Feline-identifying fan of DMB & Phish who dgaf about people's genitals call that a

A package of a cat head-shaped pastry, labeled "Neko Jam Pan"

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· May 5

Borger Korger: Have it a way

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Apr 30

TOMORROW

A picture of Mae Borowsky, an anthropomorphic black cat from the game "Night In The Woods". She's holding a bat. The picture is captioned "It's Gonna Be Mae".

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Apr 29

Honk honk! 🤡

A clown girl (me) with white face paint, lavender circles on her cheeks, purple sparkly lipstick and a pink sparkly clown nose. Her outfit is multicolored and happens to feature her ample cleavage.

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Apr 6

Complaining about Bluesky is the job of the Bluesky users!

I'm doing my part! Gif from Starship Troopers

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Apr 2

Stop trying to make Quibi happen.

A screencap of an Android notification from Google TV. "Check out new micro dramas. Try out super short episodes of these short dramas."

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Mar 23

Can't believe I finally managed a pilgrimage to the Source of the Blast. 🙏 #blessed

A dock in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico that is labeled "BAJA BLAST"

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Mar 18

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Mar 13

Gradually attaining your final form of RL Entrapta

Entrapta, a character from the Netflix She-Ra series who has telekinetic control over her long flowing purple hair

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Feb 26

Allister Heath

Blåhaj is the most dangerous delusion since the dawn of the Soviet Union

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Jan 28

A photo of Beef, from the movie 'Phantom of the Paradise". He is a white man with short curly grey hair, a grey/silver sparkly bodysuit, a thick diamond collar, and a wild grimace on his face.

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Jan 15

The promise The payoff www.slashfilm.com/2075069/star...

A screencap of the Slashfilm article "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Star Holly Hunter Reveals Why Chancellor Ake Always Sits Like That [Exclusive]"

A search bar looking for "bisexual" in the previous article. There are 0 results.

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Dec 15

A crudely drawn version of John's face, with a mildly-bu-not-really shocked look, both hands clapping each side of his open mouth.

Above are various phrases

"what"

"oh my gawd"

"no way"

(it's the exact same picture he posted above)

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Dec 10

A phone notification from LinkedIn that reads "Missed Notifications"

From the movie Office Space, an image of the main character (played by Ron Livingston) grinning and saying "I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob"

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Dec 4

That'll be $2.85, please

A screenshot from an online inflation calculator showing that $1 in 1987 is equivalent to $2.85 today (in 2025)

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Dec 4

Alternately...

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Dec 2

Uh oh, the Gen Xer (me) has discovered Steely Brainrot youtube.com/playlist?lis...

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Sep 25

😸

B&W animation of a black kitten playing with someone's hand

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Sep 17

The Pokémon Wooloo, which looks like a sheep with braided pigtails.

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Aug 31

This is just gross, especially in a country with a subpar social safety net that's being actively destroyed.

Billboard spotted near Times Square. It has a generic white woman looking at the viewer, AI-generated. Above her, it reads "Stop Hiring Humans". Below her, "The era of AI employees is here."

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Aug 17

Just dropping this here for no reason www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

PEACE PRIZE: Stephan Bolliger, Steffen

Ross, Lars Oesterhelweg, Michael Thali and Beat Kneubuehl of the University of Bern, Switzerland, for determining - by experiment whether it is better to be smashed over the head with a full bottle of beer or with an empty bottle.

REFERENCE: “Are Full or Empty Beer Bottles

Sturdier and Does Their Fracture-Threshold Suffice to Break the Human Skull?" Stephan A. Bolliger, Steffen Ross, Lars Oesterhelweg, Michael J. Thali and Beat P. Kneubuehl, Journal of Forensic and Legal Medicine, vol. 16, no. 3, April 2009, pp. 138-42.

DOI:10.1016/j.jflm.2008.07.013.

WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Stephan
Bolliger

LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛@lediva· Aug 13

Thunhs to you, too.

Black Sharpie writing on the side of a Starbucks cup. It's supposed to read "Thanks", but it's been quickly written so it looks more like "Thunhs".

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