Leeroystarr
@leeroystarr
Facetious Prick. only ever joking, calm down dear! I'm only here to make up the numbers. Every day I'm shufflin' Don't hold me accountable, I was dropped on my head as a child. Before you block me can I at least say...Bye * Typos now Gluton Free.
I'm 55 and never owned or worn one, I do scrub up really smartly when needed but it's not very often..Oh I tell a lie as I was married in a suit, it was rented and had tails and a top hat and there's not much call to wear that any other time unless attending single night at the local supermarket.
#MyBestHairstyleIs still undecided as I haven't tried them all yet. Last haircut I asked for was a Liam Gallagher, It looked nothing like Liams but the barber said if Liam went to him for a style it would.
Good moaning Bsky..Today I'll definitely be avoiding all household chores I avoided last weekend. Having got really really drunken last night I will either be in the shed or the plot next to it if you need me. LeeRentsSheds.con
#ThingsNotToStepOn cracks in pavements, not unless you want blackjacks at your wedding.
My neighbour David who I call Darren says he doesn't like me calling him Darren, I've always known that's why I do it, then I'll say "hello Dave" but in the voice of Papa Lazarou..
#MyBestBeachwear 🎵Girlfriend she owes Klarna, I know I know its serious🎵