It does seem fond of horses, though.

I want to ban billionaires/trillionaires.

"I wonder what's on the Onion's feed tod-"

In case you're wondering what someone who describes themselves as a "based Democrat" believes. And they wonder why we call them "BlueMAGA".

My favorite *anything* is subject to frequent change, but I gotta go with my girl Jubilation Lee. I'm a huge sucker for 'power that seems silly is actually really badass', and Jubilee's a great example (in addition to being a super fun character overall).

Always love an excuse to break out this strip. But seriously, good on you for listening to feedback! I'm sure the carousel would be fine as an *option*.

Yeah, you put it in toothpaste tubes.

Yes @thegamebakers.com , this is OBVIOUSLY what I intended when mixing sugar cubes with coffee.

Screenshotted in case it's just a bug on my end, but oh shit, I didn't realize the Jack Black action figure was in the Epstein files.

The repair efforts in question:

Cheating because I cannot pick just one.

Happy #FourthOfJuly

I get the extremely distinct impression that he's trying to look like this picture of Winston Churchill.

The hero we didn't know we needed.

And Trump is just the right kind of petty to do it.

I severely doubt it was actual raw milk unless there is evidence to the contrary, but just in case: