Leonard Sultana (Ex-DJ, Ret.)
@lennyukdeejay
Many moons ago, on a crisp January afternoon the sky clear, the air chilled - I was unveiled to the world. And then, many hilarious adventures followed! Yay!
Arrest Tommy Robinson. Refuse Elon Musk entry into the UK.
In regards to the Kirklees No Overall Control result - Labour losing all of its seats, Reform gaining highest Councillor party majority - look at the map for this area: this area could have easily turned all Reform in West Yorkshire. I don't think I can say just how disappointed I am in people.
You left us a year ago, today - safe to say, this has been the longest twelve months of my life. We've decided that this will be the last time we honour this day, as we'd like to celebrate your life, not the date of your passing. Still, we raised a glass to you, dad, hope you don't mind.
"Shit, everyone's going on about how much of a loser I am, begging to be invited to Pedo Island and being turned down by my rich mates because I'm such a loser! Quick, get me on to as many podcasts as possible so I can talk about robots and shit!"
Okay, this might just be the most rad pic of Betty Page I’ve ever come across. Eww. No, not like that, ya pervert! @aaronmeyers.bsky.social
The mighty, mighty @thevivllainous.bsky.social - who is more active over on Threads - is absolutely torching Elon's claims that he knew nothing about Epstein and never visited his island. You go, queen!
Okay, this one was better: still gassy af but at least it didn’t leave an aftertaste that made you feel you’d just felated a carp. Hawkstone Lager: 6/10. The other two? Avoid.
If reports are to be believed, every single one of these people around him smelt it. I’m stunned the kids eyes weren’t watering or something.
The official Grokipedla Bluesky account has been live for three hours. Popular, huh? @mehdirhasan.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com
Y'know those local news stories where the old feller in t'estate cuts down his neighbours tree because they had a fight over his dog shitting on their lawn 8 years ago? And then they interview the feller and he's like, "Fuck it, s'cut down now, innit?" and you go, "Senile old fart"? Same energy.
Somebody bought the wrong tickets to the wrong concert. NOT a Suede fan. 🤣
@greeneggs3ham.bsky.social clearly misses Carson, too.
Look, @bsky.app, if anyone deserves an official Bluesky endorsement, it’s this place.
@marawilson.bsky.social Careful, Mara, I think you have an imposter out there...
'Free speech', my arse, Elon. You can't help but put the muzzle on your own robot slave, you snowflake!
I have a hobby and it's getting a little bit out of hand.
This whole ‘raising the colours’ thing winds me up something proper, purely because of the gammons that are pushing it forward. The British flag and St. George’s Cross are quite beautiful. Stop Reform UK and their ilk making them ugly.
Footage: Dean Cain, attending his firearms evaluation as a prospective ICE agent. Good luck, Mr. Tanaka!