Some we took personally at shelter:

And the answer to that question is

Trump's "easy button."

Trump's easy button.

"Tis but a flesh wound."

No worries!

Mr. T-Bond, now paying over 5% interest.

"Why do all the D-Day movies make Omaha Beach look so grim?"

Homer's Odyssey?

What padding?

Will they still be susceptible to these?

Of course, by "alpha males," they mean

This is what happens when you conflate Jesus Christ with

The root of recent confusion by Trump and Hesgeth has been traced to this actual 3rd-century B.C. photo of Jesus found in the Book of 2 Moses:

"I thought it was me as a paratrooper."