Leo Mairena (@leotheironrock) · DIRTY

Leo Mairena

@leotheironrock

Actor and kinda/sorta chef. Following me is like following paint dry.

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Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 14

Pat Boone in sunglasses and black leather vest flexing his muscles. He is also wearing studded wristbands and various rings. This is during his "In A Metal Mood" period

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 13

Hard to argue that

Some Dolphins QB wearing number 17 and a color rush jersey very similar to Victoria's color pallete post

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 13

Go watch this shit RIGHT NOW on Tubi. My fave Sam Neill role outside of Jurassic Park and a great cast overall

Poster for the NBC miniseries Merlin starring Sam Neill

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 12

EMTs when they found Lindsey Graham

Scene from Jurassic Park where Jeff Goldblum's character says "that is one big pile of shit" in front of a giant pile of dinosaur poop

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 11

"The CDC has stopped monitoring dropsy, the grippe, Scopula, Shanty Fever, Housemaid's knee, Climatic Bouba, Poor Man's Gout..."

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 9

Scene from King of the Hill where Hank's doctor tells him bluntly "Mr. Hill, you have no ass"

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 7

"I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today and he's been dead for 2 weeks"

Scene from Ghostbusters II where the mayor describes speaking to Fiorello LaGuardia despite him being dead for 40 years at that point

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 7

"They're got a word for this kind of soccer, Jules, and its BASURA"

Vincent Vega telling Jules Vincent "They're got a word for this kind of soccer, Jules, and its BASURA". Basura is Spanish for trash

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 6

Cant even use a napkin nowadays without getting some AI bullshit

AI generated image of Lady Liberty on a napkin with red and white stripes behind her. Notice the differing amount of fingers on each hand

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 3

Me going into DC today to buy weed

Charlie from Smiling Friends melting grotesquely, from that one Halloween episode

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 3

Pic of the band Tony! Toni! Toné! Tonee? from Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jul 3

Scene from Always Sunny where a cop says "dude hangs dong"

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 30

Me to the Supreme Court

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 30

"If you don't like Dragon Ball Z, then FUCK YOU"

Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights holding up a pack of Big Red Chewing gum

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 30

Me watching the OG Street Fighter II anime

Sickos meme. A man wearing a shirt that says SICKOS on it laughs and says YES im amusement, probably from that sick ass Chun Li/Vega fight that's set to Ultra by KMFDM

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 29

"When are we taking that fishing trip?"

Scene from the Simpsons where a man who is totally not about to die shows off his boat, The Live-4-Ever, being christened by his wife holding a bottle of champagne

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 28

I saw him the Meadowlands back in '83 with Foreigner, it was a kick ass show!

Carl from Aqua Teen pointing at someone or something, possibly Bryan Adams

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 25

Kent Brockman from the Simpsons saying on-air "President Trump dyes..."

Kent Brockman from the Simpsons saying on-air, following his previous statement "his hair"

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 20

Jasper from the Simpsons holding a moon pie and saying "what a time to be alive"

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 19

My boy Heavy D!!!!

Heavy D from King of Fighters

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 19

OI OI OI!!!

Birdie win screen from Street Fighter Alpha 3. He is licking his chain

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 19

Happy Juneteenth! This day also happens to be the Gotcha day for this lil sweetie

Viza, a grey tabby cat, curled up, but giving me the stink eye

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 18

Got called into work, my fave restaurant is closed for renovations, AND the arcade is closed for a private event. It's officially Everybody Fuck With Leo Day today

Sign outside of Hard Times Cafe in Alexandria, Va that basically says they're closed for renovations and to visit another location, which is far for me

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 18

It's Dr Tongue!

Sprite of Dr. Tongue, final boss of Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 18

It's the former for me

The preserved head of Beck from Futurama saying "like when I wrote "Devil's Haircut", I was feeling really...what's that song about?"

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 17

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 17

This is you

Screenshot of dril tweet that says "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 16

A meme showing handshakes between various measurements agreeing on zero. The final image showed various temperature measurements in a Mexican standoff disputing the meaning of zero

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 15

Crying guy meme. The text reads "bro, the office is actually really funny you just have to watch it again bro, please bro believe me. You have to understand complex humor, bro how are you not laughing he spilled his chili, please just try to watch again I promise it's so funny bro"

Leo Mairena@leotheironrock· Jun 13

Me every time I hear the National anthem

Rachel Phelps from Major League saying "I hate this fucking song". Check out the 3rd verse of the star spangled banner if you haven't already!