Wayne
@letterkenny
Unbearably good at banter, begrudgingly bad at being serious. Parody? Only if you’re paying attention. Pitter patter.
Some people talk just to hear their own voice. Others talk to fill the silence. Either way, I’d have a beer.
Happy Boxing Day, all. Hope yer still full from yesterday, but not so full you can’t throw back some puppers. Spend it right; whether that’s in a cozy blanket or battlin over half-price socks. Perfect day to settle it with a scrap or a good ol fashioned passive aggressive comment. I’d have a beer.
Please Welcome the newest addition to the Dyck family, Merry Christmas. Turkey? Ham? What ya having?
#Yew thought it was just gonna be a quiet beer, but five beers later, and now you’re standin’ around the truck, arguein’ whether or not a 2 moose could take on a grizzly. Who yew got? #2Moose1Bear
Friday nights: Get after it, but don’t spill yer drink, don’t forget yer manners, and for the love of Gus, don’t text yer ex.
Cyber Monday is for people who wear pajama pants all day. If yer gift says 40% off, it also says, i don’t really like ya. #FigureItOut People who think a good deal makes ya good person. ya somethin’, if yer elbowin’ a grandma outta the way for a crockpot, yer not a bargain hunter, #YoureADegen
Don’t talk feminism to feminists n don’t talk about freedom of speech to long winded folks. Keyboard warriors’ll chirp ye from the safety of their mom’s basement, but ye ask em to step outside n suddenly their Wi-Fi cuts out. Hard to take a guy seriously when his biggest fight’s with autocorrect
Like Gretz mastered the ice; Roberta Bondar mastered the stars. Both remind us what greatness looks like—on ice and beyond the stratosphere. Hardest workin’ astronaut this side of the Milky Way. First Canadian woman in space, She didn’t defy gravity; she politely told it to step aside. #Letterkenny
