
Not that you asked for or needed this tbh

Lmao this was me in the same place on the same towel in 2023. Some lifting and eating since hehe

Sun was defo in my eye for this one

The hat is to remind you of the exact location of paradise

Wales, Scotland and Ireland rn

Tongue out in the woods, for some reason

Keir Starmer - Catherine Parr
Tried to forge a new path after the end of a long reign. Croaked very shortly after

Rishi Sunak - Catherine Howard
Short, inconsequential, ultimately disposed of

Liz Truss - Anne of Cleves
Divorced swiftly. Didn’t like the look of her

Boris Johnson - Anne Boleyn
I’ll leave this one to your own thoughts

Theresa May - Jane Seymour
The doughty “small c” Tory, appeared strong and stable before succumbing to a Shakespearean demise

David Cameron - Catherine of Aragon
Our longest marriage, end of their tenure left the nation divided for centuries

Don’t we all love a wedding

Taken time to be kind to myself past few days. The seated dip machine very much helped too.

Staying in some stately home for the weekend (don’t ask) and found some nice tricep lighting

Have them both, just done shoulders and couldn’t choose between them tbh

Look. I ain’t a fan of these either. But safety first after LASIK, right?

Ah sure, have this one too

I said, re-rack your weights.

Another chest chested, I guess

How come haircuts have a lil anabolic effect?

I was just about to try on this old top to see if it still fit and I oop-