Laura: Recovering Goblin

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Queer, Cat mom, transplanted Nova Scotian, Union worker, Trombonist.

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Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Jul 10

Ohhh sweet Peppermint. Im glad she's doing ok after surgery and Im sure she'll pull through radiation like a champ. She looks so much like my Jessie, we are both sending you both all our love. ❤️❤️❤️

White, brown, and black tabby with pink ears and nose lying on an orange and yellow plaid blanket.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Jun 28

They also played Pink Triangle with all this lesbian flag lighting. (Looks like it wants to tell me its been a long time coming. 🤭) And so much other Pinkerton. I swear this concert was for ME personally.

Weezer on stage (from far away) with lots of pink and orange lighting and video effects in the background. A close up of Rivers on the side screen, he is wearing white and playing a guitar.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· May 14

From our agent. Holy shit!!!

Screenshot of a text message that reads "Guess what! You bought a house!"

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Mar 20

Apologies for the crappy picture, they are very wee and hard to photograph.

Somewhat blurry picture of the inside of a fish tank. Foreground is a peice of driftwood. In the middle of the picture is the egg filled abdomen of a blue neocaridina shrimp.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Mar 19

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

Jessica Fletcher the cat (primarily white and floofy with tabby head and tail and pantaloons on her hind legs) sits in a very undignified pose with her back legs spread and her tummy exposed. She is looking into the camera with an "oops I'm caught" expression.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Dec 13

Got our tree, and a lovely wreath for our front door, and a very fun branchy orb thing. I miiiiiight be feeling the tiniest bit of Christmas spirit.

Orb shaped Christmas "wreath"? Made out of evergreen boughs, with shiny balls and pine cones tucked into it. It has a red and white patterned bow on top. It is hanging from a bracket attached to the outside of a house.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Dec 11

And also

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Nov 8

Young Bob Dylan is such a hot lesbian, and I will not be elaborating.

Screengrab of an ad for a new Bob Dylan box set coming out. A black and white picture of a young Bob Dylan stands with his hands in his jeans pockets. He is also wearing a striped button up shirt tucked in. He looks like a modern day butch(ish) lesbian.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Oct 6

For anyone who might not know:

Screen grab of Ross Travis (Travis Kelce's best friend)'s Instagram account name "bosstravis43"

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Sep 24

Yikes! 😬

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Aug 30

I know it's gonna get hidden or deleted, but I went and posted this in her comments.

Screenshot of an Instagram comment from 'holisticlaura27': "This is an effing DISGUSTING thing for ANYONE to post, but her future MIL??? That's sickening. Shame on you, Donna Kelce, you sick freak.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Aug 18

Weren't these the midnight vinyl variants though? There was a lavender edition (though the one in the screen grab looks too dark) and a jade green edition (which looks similar to both the showgirl version and the one from the screen grab).

Screen grab of taylor's website showing lavender and jade green vinyl variants.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Aug 14

(And also)

Taylor in the YNTCD video, shot from above she is wearing a pink bikini and a furry pink coat, resting on a yellow pool floating in the middle of a blue pool ringed with flowers.

Still from RHPS: Frank n Furter is shot from above, wearing a corset, fishnets and sparkly gloves. He rests on a red and white lifesaving ring, floating in a teal pool. Michaelangelo's Creation of Adam is in the background (like it's painted on the bottom of the pool).

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Aug 14

🤝

Still from RHPS: Frank n Furter in a corset and fishnets, floating in a red and white lifesaving ring in a teal pool.

Cover of TLOAS featuring Taylor wearing a sparkly rhinestone bodysuit. She is partially submerged in a teal tub/pool.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Aug 14

Ok I don't!! I found it hahahaha This was in the context of people starting their own traditions at the Eras Tour (like the willow orbs)

Screengrab from Taylor episode of New Heights podcast:

"It was, it was so cool. So special. Yeah. It felt like we were all part of something together in a way that couldn't be planned. And there's, as much as I love and relish in planning, it was really fun that they would do things to sort of delight me every once in a while. They had little chants, they had all these traditions. By the end of the tour it was lime Rocky Horror Picture Show where they have their own,"

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Aug 14

Omg. The implicaaaaaations!!

Taylor Swift for TLOAS, she's in a balck body suit and fishnets with black heels and sparkly rings, earrings, and an angle bracelet. She's climbing over the back of a row of red theater seats.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· May 26

The misandry leaving my body as the big strong men move all of my belongings for me.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· May 6

It's so freaking cute and you can just imagine her going "squeeeeeeee" in her head hahaha. "Mommyyyyyyy I loooooove youuuuuu" chomp chomp chomp. I love you too, pretty girl.

White brown and tan tabby with a white furry belly and a little pink nose. She's lying in a round blue cat bed and doing a cute pose with her paws up under her chin and her head cocked to the side.

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Apr 18

hahahaha holy shit!

Screengrab of the "Liked By" of the preceding tweet, the first account is THE Daryl Hannah!

Laura: Recovering Goblin@lf279· Apr 16

ok, semantics. 🙄 There's nothing "left" about positioning your pew-pew hobby over literally any other value you might claim to hold. He's doing this meme, essentially