reuben

@liesandperfidy

armed only with my hatred for moral clarity

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reuben@liesandperfidy· 1d

they hated Brian because he spoke the truth

tweet thread from @Cosmis in 2020:

Lakers fans absolutely hate the idea of other teams having good players or fans of those teams enjoying seeing those players playing against the Lakers. They are basketball totalitarians

To the average Lakers fan, the only point of basketball is for the Lakers to win and for everyone else to be sad about it. They don't understand why there are fans of other teams

if every other team in the league was contracted and the entire NBA just became 15 guys in Lakers jerseys dribbling around in a circle, Lakers fans would smile and just say "Lakers" to themselves over and over and they would never get bored

reuben@liesandperfidy· 11d

fluffy black cat, somewhat akin to a miyazaki soot sprite, looking like hey man what the fuck as my disembodied hand cups his chin

reuben@liesandperfidy· 15d

let’s just bunker down and wait for the 2030 San Francisco Giants, and hopefully a whole lot of this

Gameday screenshot from the San Jose Giants. Luis Hernández homered with Josuar de Jesus Gonzalez on base, on a pitch down and inside he really had no business turning into a home run

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jul 11

it's fuckin Mutant League Football, baby

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jul 9

went to Canon last night for a drink. narrowed it down to two choices and decided “I’m 40 years old, I don’t want to drink out of a SpongeBob mug. I’ll get whatever the SMG is.” turns out the SpongeBob mug was the less ridiculous choice

A bar tabletop featuring a Super Mario Galaxy cartridge (or a food-safe replica thereof) with a straw poking out. yes, obviously I blew on it before drinking. what do you take me for

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jul 7

the Achewood panel with Pat’s mega nasty dog shit abs

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jul 5

I don’t have anything to plug but I will make the public admission I posted this from a mariners game. my lovely wife captured evidence in case they needed it for any future legal proceedings

me looking at pictures of Henry VIII at a baseball game, a cool and normal activity. before you get mad at me, the mariners clearly weren’t doing shit that night. they got 3 hits. I could have googled the whole Tudor court without missing anything important

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jul 4

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jun 26

took the compass test again to be sure. i think it worked this time

test results indicating that i am 100% Ser Davos Seaworth, Hand of the King (298 AC-present)

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jun 26

pretty sure 22% chud is just from hitting "Agree" on stuff i strongly agree with but don't like arguing about, but maybe i've got more heavy metal forum hangover than i thought

test results from the 2020s political compass. [I think you should leave voice] 78 woke 22 chud 36 techbro 64 neoluddite 41 hope 59 doom 67 davos 33 dubai. i'm zohran mamdani

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jun 18

this was an active NBA player and two time all star addressing the president of the United States like an hour after finishing a playoff game

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jun 16

I barely remember Giants baseball before Mike Krukow, and if this is a preview of what it’s going to look like after him, I don’t want any. (From ann killion’s excellent piece www.sfchronicle.com/sports/annki...

"I think that you have the right as a player to believe and say whatever you want," said the team's beloved broadcaster Mike Krukow. "But you have to take a broader look at the city you're playing in. What makes San Francisco so great is the acceptance of others - ethnicities, opinions, cultures - and that extends to the gay community.

"I would just hope they would understand the demographic of San Francisco and respect people for who they are. What you do to your uniform, that has weight to it. You can offend people. And why would you do that?"

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jun 12

this is what they took from us

a porg from Star Wars yelling “for the love of god read Lenin!” in 2015 this was the funniest thing you could possibly imagine

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jun 2

ok I can finally stop with the cast of Space Jam: Time Hoopers. not just an insane team but a singular collection of Guys. imagine this locker room

reuben@liesandperfidy· Jun 2

stumbled on this little nba minigame and immediately entered Useless Hyperfixation mode. this was my favorite. sort of the platonic ideal of “Steph, another scorer, and some goons” www.82-0.com/share?id=hHV...