lifelonglearner

@lifelonglearner

Not done learning yet… Here for politics, books, and Hot Tooks (ok, mostly for Peregrin). Also education, parenting, and trauma recovery. AuDHD. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ rights = human rights. I’ve got a creepy ex and a public job, so this profile is happily anonymous. ✌️

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lifelonglearner@lifelonglearner· Mar 30

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board?
Me: Yes, but I'm not that kind of...
Flight attendant: It's 11:52 PM and the passenger in 37F has a conference abstract due in seven minutes. It's currently 50 words over the limit.
Me: Okay. I'm here.

lifelonglearner@lifelonglearner· Feb 28

Rich people: the world is ours!
Historian: guys wait every time this happens-
Rich people: fuck poor people!
Historian: you guys remember when-
Rich people: We're going to live forever!
*loud screech as Historian slowly drags a framed painting of Bastille
Day into the room*

lifelonglearner@lifelonglearner· Jan 24

I’m sorry to keep posting this in people’s replies, but it is true:

A man at a protest holds a sign with a black background and white lettering that reads, “This all ends when enough of us say NO.”

lifelonglearner@lifelonglearner· Sep 28

Article from The Onion. Man with a despondent look in his face sits on a couch. Headline, “Man Who Thought He’d Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit of Hope He Didn’t Even Know He Still Had.”

lifelonglearner@lifelonglearner· Jun 7

Then it’s time for one of my favs as a history teacher who teaches WWII:

Meme showing the difference between how the US sees the outcome of WW2 versus how the rest of the world sees it. On top: a T-Rex with an American flag is beating smaller raptors with flags of Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, and Imperial Japan. Bottom: Countless raptors with Soviet flags overtake a T-Rex with a Nazi flag. A brachiosaurus with a Polish flag is shoved down. A smaller T-Rex with an American flag roars at a raptor with an Imperial Japan flag. An even smaller predator oddly resembling Winston Churchill dawdles behind. A rooster with a French flag heads in the opposite direction of the entire conflict.

lifelonglearner@lifelonglearner· Jun 3

I just wrote this yesterday for this Blurtis Jarvin fellow? Do we have to do this again today? 😫