Unpacking the “box your office up and get out” box in the new classroom… frozen in amber like a Jurassic Park mosquito.

Oh there was a much better joke there

This, but for the federal government and liberal democracy.

Peach Dutch baby.

Every initial rollout of a replay system is hailed as a great leap forward for “getting the calls right” by overturning “only the egregious misses” and ultimately gets used to litigate pixels and edge cases.

Man if you’re trolling the internet and hysteria posting like this I’m begging you to go get a hobby. Touch grass. Log off.

Okay this is now entirely out of hand (the full yield was close to 200 peaches from just the one tree). Today’s harvest seen with grilled chicken thighs with homemade bourbon peach barbecue sauce).

I hate these fucking things.

The 80s were such a mess this was a hit pop song:

Happy anniversary to the most vindicated man alive.

Mondays.

I googled to confirm this joke and the Klimaszewski twins are about to turn 55.

TOLD. Y’ALL.

Hello, Piece Out Del Ray.

Good morning

Told y’all

Shane Bieber:

Do it Toboni…

They killed the man, but not the idea

The kid has a sweet swing (and was kind enough to take a picture with an absolute hack).

Looks like I’m officially a public school teacher now (spending my own money on books for the classroom).