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gloria ⛤@linebrawl· 15d

when excel warns you that a file downloaded from the internet could be corrupted or otherwise unsafe and you open it anyway

ron swanson: not to worry. i have a permit.
permit text: i can do what i want. - ron

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· 20d

reading this article from the athletic and holy moly lane hutson. 22.5m dollar player www.nytimes.com/athletic/745...

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· 21d

no.. that can't be

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· 25d

i knew it was going to be honka 💔

reddit q: "who is/was the most overrated prospect your team ever had?"
answer from uterus_executorus_: "gurianov but he did it to himself with how he turned into ovechkin during the bubble playoffs.

if not him than julius honka"

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· 29d

nhl teams out here trading cyclosporiasis symptoms

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· 29d

that can't be the right verb for making soda

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gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jul 11

this man is so roope hintz-coded with his dyed buzzcut

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jul 10

even ted cruz is not immune to the talaricomentum

The Texas Republican did warn, however, that Talarico’s arguably mellow personality could appeal to undecided voters, to the detriment of Republicans.

“This guy is also charming,” Cruz said. “He is affable, he sounds like a preacher, and I worry about the voters who may not be paying close attention to the issues, who just turn on the TV and say, ‘Oh, he seems like a nice young man.’”

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jul 9

delusional!

Larkin recently added the Dallas Stars to his original list that included only Florida, Minnesota and Vegas.

The Red Wings had talks with the Stars and according to a league source asked for young center Wyatt Johnston in return. It doesn’t hurt to ask, but there was no chance of that happening. Johnston is seven years younger than Larkin, coming off a 45-goal, 86-point season, and hasn’t missed a game in four NHL seasons (incidentally, the Stars selected Johnston 23rd overall in 2021, after trading down from No. 15 with the Red Wings, who took Sebastian Cossa).

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jul 6

if yzerman trades edvinsson to carolina he's going to be public enemy no. 1 for me

from @RyanHanaWWP: More from Friedge in addition to Larkin's increasing value & wanting players now, not futures:

- believes Carolina has been sniffing around RFA Simon Edvinsson
- wonders what will happen w/ DeBrincat's next contract; notes that Yzerman doesn't like those huge deals #LGRW

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jul 5

dog + haaland

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jul 2

if my computer/outlook/excel/word tries to update on me ONE more time

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jul 2

ball don't lie's trending 😭

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jul 1

just joking i swearr

zach werenski grim reapering mavrik, robo, and the stars themselves

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jul 1

if you want weirdly optimistic pessimism, the san jose sharks' decline started in 2019-20. they amassed a bunch of solid draft picks in the following years, fully bottomed out in 2023-24, won the celebrini lottery, and now they look set to have decade-long contention. i mean....

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 29

> his first choice is to stay in DAL > doesn't want less than 14m

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 27

must be nice www.nytimes.com/athletic/740...

Unlike the Larkin situation, I don’t believe Werenski’s agent, Judd Moldaver, has handed the Jackets a specific list of teams. There’s probably a loose understanding of what teams might make the most sense for Werenski to waive his no-movement clause, but at the outset, it feels like the agent doesn’t want to tie the team’s hands too much as far as fully investigating the trade market.

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 26

i'm starting to get pessimistic about the state of the team's depth and our future ability to contend lol

from nhlrumourreport: Elliotte Friedman: If Jason Robertson wanted to, he could accept his qualifying offer, not sign, and go to arbitration and play it out, and there are some people this morning wondering if that's what ultimately will happen here - FAN Hockey Show (6/26)

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 26

ha if this is true, larkin's such a bum for this (please note that this user would NOT have preferred trading robo for larkin one-for-one)

from andy strickland: Gauging opinions, the belief is that Dylan Larkin will end up with Minnesota once everything is settled.

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 26

from Jeff Marek: Sources indicating the St Louis Blues offered a package that included multiple first round picks to the Dallas Stars for Jason Robertson but he is not interested in signing there.

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 25

i do feel like it's the zilker tree, if we're allowed to make seasonal picks

kaiju-size christmas light tree with austin skyline in the background

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 25

let's hear it for another day of robo trade speculation!!!

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 24

y'all i'm weeping

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 24

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 23

i just realized i never posted this pic of the dog being very incorrectly interested in my tofu

black dog looking longingly at a chunk of tofu

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 22

i don't want robo to go to ottawa

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 15

pbs did a special on the house of three gorges in austin and i'm obsessed with the owners' shirts

two men in shirts that say "keep austin spicy"

gloria ⛤@linebrawl· Jun 11

everyone's finally realizing texas tech was the real villain out of all the texas-based universities all along