Arch-Michael

@literallymike

Mike's got spikes. 🦔 Just a ghost in the machine. 👻🤖 Clever-adjacent wit. 🧠🥴 🚫 AI 🚫 DM 🚫 Soliciting - I'm not interested.

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Arch-Michael@literallymike· 17d

Arch-Michael@literallymike· 20d

We have a winner in the cyclospora meme olympics:

Xitty Twitter post from @NoahGarfinkel: "Okay this is probably a stupid question but does the diarrhea explode out of you or do you diarrhea it out and it explodes some time later?"

Arch-Michael@literallymike· 26d

Says this ugly fuck...

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jul 8

This turtle can at least eat solid foods.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 29

This is a pretty badass way to fuck up due to incompetence, though. "Fireworks, courtesy of Beldar Conehead."

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 29

Sony's finance department. ⬇️

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 29

Holy fuck, do I need to move far far away from where I am now. It just sucks that being alive is so expensive.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 28

First time finishing the Sunday. It's the little wins.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 26

Prime Day is a scam. Don't fall for it. Buy direct if you can. This is a tame example, but it's just as infuriating.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 18

I've been wanting a "The Night Of" spin-off featuring the cases of Detective Dennis Box. Bill Camp is SO good in the role.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 15

Underrated film, IMO. Street Kings (2008)

Movie poster for the film Street Kings, starting Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker, and Hugh Laurie.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 14

Shout out to a great video game that should have gotten more credit. It was like Halo+Star Wars+The Matrix.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 13

Heyyyy, brotherrrr!

A close-up of a large black ant crawling down a wooden joist with a bokeh forest and sky behind it.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 4

Courtesy of MeatCanyon

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 4

Behold this little nautilus; a furry golden spiral. My tiny, backwards bass clef.

a white and gray fluffy cat curled up to look like the number 6. Or a lower-case "g" depending on the viewpoint.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Jun 3

Arch-Michael@literallymike· May 21

If you know, you know. Or you're of a certain age, and think it's disgusting.

A photo of Black Jack chewing gum on a white marble table.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· May 20

You know who's pushing for the use of AI Agents, right?

Arch-Michael@literallymike· May 19

I'm still mad thinking about it.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· May 19

Give it a minute...

Arch-Michael@literallymike· May 18

Funniest delivery in the film...

Arch-Michael@literallymike· May 15

Post a meme made by you

A scene from "The Day the Earth Stood Still," but referring to driving alongside a stranger on the highway when they finally reach their exit.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· May 14

JFC, do they allow you to teleport to your destination? Whoever this Loewe character is, needs to get their heads all the way out of their asses.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· May 14

I'm sorry...WHAT?!? This is a sneaker.

Arch-Michael@literallymike· May 3

Just Vader, being his usual badass self...

Arch-Michael@literallymike· May 2

"No, I don't think I will." -Captain America

Arch-Michael@literallymike· May 1

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Apr 30

This is what I call range: @uffdada.bsky.social 🤗

Arch-Michael@literallymike· Apr 30

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