laz (acetaminotistic)
@littlelaz
silly goose by day, feral autistic swarm of bees with too much ragdoll physics also by day “magic is just science that we don’t understand yet” - jinkx monsoon
i need you all to know how jarring it is to have just woken up from a real good nap and having this be the first thing you read
mildly shocked that this hasnt been the top of the trending feed every day since trending feeds began
added alt text. this is what ive been saying when ppl fall over themselves to defend officials that are on “their side” (yall know who.) “blabla theyre actually fighting for us” they didnt even scramble back to dc in the face of mortal peril. they all posted little novellas abt the mortal peril.
cartooning politics ONLY issue until you pick up one of these and make it yourself, m8
very confused about why my blob was in my feed unprompted until i realized your blob is not my blob and my blob is slightly more toasted
to recap how much they’ve tanked the good neighbors vibe in buffalo already: terry pegula: coaches made us sign coleman we didnt want him brandon beane, sitting like that insufferable kid whose dad just bullied the kid he was also bullying: YEA keon coleman, on his couch probably:
god i love rescued feral stories. our waldo, thought he was the neighbor’s cat but turned out to be feral. showed up with a broken and infected foot one day, was NOT pleased when we trapped him, and now is a completely different cat. 🩷 unsure if i could do it again, but i probably would.
possibly the funniest unintentional comedy i’ve seen on this app yet
i don’t want greenland, i want residents of this country to stop dying because they had to choose between food, housing, or healthcare
my boy was a feral rescued two years ago. never quite learned how to purr properly, just kind of does this heavy breathing thing with occasional purr sounds. it’s very endearing
they disabled quote skeets but i think yall know exactly how this one went
i still don’t understand but the internet has told me that this is peak comedy
i think that legally i have to leave this alone to give this post maximum juju
don’t you hate it when my homie @winterfrostwx.bsky.social throws facts at you, you ask grok, and grok just adds more facts hahahahahahhahahaha
literally everyone throwing cuomo in the trash for mamdani is the change you love to see in the world
OCT 10, 2024: since the weather is out to get me, here is the first photo i took of the lights at 7pm on oct 10th of last year. note how it’s not even dark yet. anyway have fun with ur clear skies, im not mad, not mad at all, so happy for u, im fine
me trying to be happy for yall when that should be ME TOO but i got CLOUDS