Eleven months ago:

Bonne Bastille! In all fairness there were only about seven prisoners in the bastille and they had furnished cells with servants:

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Happy Sunday:

Rosa Farts has been trending on X:

What I feel like doing:

Happy Saturday and Happy Fourth of July--the original Brexit and the original No Kings Day! 🤣 #brexit #nokings

Ten months ago:

I voted, too:

Happy Sunday, Happy Flag Day and Happy Birthday, President Trump:

Went to a Unitarian Universalist church yesterday. Wore my Smudge the Cat shirt:

I can understand why the old woman who lived in the shoe spanked her kids:

DO NOT COMPLY is trending on X:

Comey has been trending on X #beach #comey #indicted #indictment #prison #shells :

#beach #comey #fafo #shells #trump

So much for No Kings 🤣 #camilla #charles #kingcharles #nokings #queencamilla

Nice kids at Cal Tech. What do they teach there? Terrorism 101? Can you major in terrorism?

Teacher of the month! The people at Cal Tech must be so proud!

It was a mostly peaceful correspondents dinner: #allen #coleallen #correspondentsdinner #nerdprom #WHCA #WHCD

#chivalry #correspondentsdinner #nerdprom #shooter #toxicmasculinity #whcd

Happy Monday!

The Hungarians have fucked around. They're gonna find out:

Bill and Ted are trending on X: