The Mother of Baggins
@lizdated
Told y’all we’d find you. *strokes Baggins* Feral mother of teens and dogs and one half of @imgonnacrumbshow.bsky.social
Made it above all the wildfire smoke and can now settle in with my redheads🥰 @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social are we in the mile high club now?
Listening to @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social most recent episode reminded me the song I wrote 2 YEARS AGO still stands. 😇
@steflyoness.bsky.social it’s too late. You said Jamie Oliver and now it can’t be unsaid💀
For real!!! Criston gotsta go. Literally the entire time he was monologue about his songs, I was like “where is a weirwood arrow when you need one?”
Living in the little camper for 30 days and it’s too hot out, and there is too much smoke outside. I needed this. *twitch* @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social let’s go.
Volt has decided he is also a small dog. Baggins clearly has feelings about it.💀🥰
Baggins be nesting. 30 days in the RV and then off to build our fantasy map!!!!
Dude, SAME. Around moving, I have been strategically packing these two suitcases and sending an abominable amount of shit to @acl.bsky.social house. We are so ready.😂
@kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social WWJD💀💀 I’ll tell you what he would do: he would 100% kiss the boot. But it would then trigger the most MASSIVE titty baby tantrum of all time and he would lose his shit(bread riots)and give it all away. Choking on rage is how he dies in this timeline.😇😇
@bword.bsky.social @steflyoness.bsky.social want to know what I felt when we were supposed to feel sympathy for Aegon? Lil bitch. Take your sizzled dick and GIT!
How do I survive the chaos that is moving with all the shit storms in between? I rant to @bword.bsky.social , take a nap like a toddler on a sugar crash, and am rewarded with a new episode! @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social good timing🥰🔥
Went to Darkness Con today and made FrankenStuffies! Meet Bi-Curious George🥰
Random dragon question: does anyone think Grey ghost was named after the queen Mary ship? Because that ship earned the name Grey ghost when it was turned into a war because of its ability to be stealthy and avoid German U-boats. Just something I think about sometimes.
More like Queens landing and episode JUST when I’m doom searching for something to listen to! Nailed it. @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social let the explosion begin!
We also got an Elizabeth I moment from Rhaenyra. She practically repeated the speech Elizabeth I gave at the battle of Tilbury to rally her troops. Except hers ended with “and a king of England too!“ I messaged B immediately 😂😂😂
Seen some MAGA flags popping up, so I thought I’d get one too 😇.
Gimli digs until he gets the butt scratches, then I’m rewarded with the Gimli noise😭🥰😂
Not Baggins telling Gimli “keep it together man!!”😂😂😂 Gimli things are my favorite 🥰
Just walking into chaos and the living room being turned into a furry little war zone 🤷🏻♀️💀
🚨CITY OF BOSTON🚨 My heir is in you for his 20th birthday. Protect him and his hetero life mate please and thank you🖤 🖤🫡🥹