liz
@lizhynes
the antagonist of reality // top 1% citibike
sometimes the solutions to my parents’ problems seem so obvious to me and other times i am reminded that godwilling they’ll spend at least half a century together and it’s very possible they understand things i do not #stayhumble
one of my worst 48 hour stretches in recent memory culminating in dental surgery tm morning. thankfully these guys seem to know their shit
“argentina fans have outnumbered every other country’s throughout the entire tournament” can someone explain how
you simply must watch Wim Wenders’ Until The End Of The World. i can’t believe pretty much everyone in it is dead now
the time has come: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social you missed a pothole. Clermont Ave b/w Park & Myrtle. completely invisible in the dark & sent me flying off a citibike ln. thankfully i am #unkillable but if left untreated it is going to kill someone
sitting here thinking “life can’t possibly get any better” and then this happens. to exist is a miracle without end
been rewatching The Americans. this guy is the only one who has any idea what is going on. no wonder everyone exclusively calls him by his full name
he also referred to an irish/italian couple as a “mixed marriage”. i know how i sound. but it’s true
i always thought she was mean and annoying bc of the 27 meme. but no… she’s perfect… pete never deserved her…….
finally got to this and the context is funnier than i could have possibly imagined
a quest to see if i was alone in my thoughts yielded results that made me feel lonelier than ever
2 years sober today. sleepy and sore but not hungover after my best friend’s new year’s eve wedding. in my former life??? unthinkable!!!! love you