Liz Shannon Miller

@lizshannonmiller

Sr. Entertainment Editor at Consequence, writer of other stuff. I like space battles, videos of cats, old-school funk, and the Oxford comma. Still wearing a mask at the movies. She/her.

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Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· 26d

Not that I know a lot of teens, but I think you're one for three here, Netflix.

Netflix recommendations for "Family Night Picks Teens Will Low-Key Love": AND SO IT GOES, ONE OF THEM DAYS, HERE

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· 27d

I also wrote this very normal paragraph.

“Fake Loki from the play in Thor: Ragnaork is married to Catwoman but Fake Loki’s gone missing so Batman wants to marry Catwoman and become king. Oh and Batman keeps threatening Fake Loki’s son Spider-Man, who goes to see the Punisher for answers on where his dad might be, but the Punisher isn’t much help because the Punisher doesn’t know that Fake Loki’s been shacked up with Doctor Strange’s future wife Clea. Oh, and the Punisher is married to Black Panther’s girlfriend. And Spider-Man’s girlfriend MJ is also there.”

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· 28d

Documenting this particularly good looking quiche before I destroy its perfection for lunch.

Close up shot of a spinach and cheese quiche looking FINE AS HELL

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· 28d

As Carrie Fisher wrote in 1999...

When we finished shooting the first film, George put it together in London. He had me come in, and he played me my theme--John Williams conducting the London Symphony. I'd never had a theme. George was laconic in those days. There was a joke that an L.A. Times reporter had visited the "Star Wars" set and that after three days, he'd said, "Which one is the director?" When George was directing, he'd only say two things: "faster" or "more intense." Then he lost his voice during the shoot. Since he didn't talk much, it was hard to tell. We wanted to get him a wooden board with two horns he could honk: one for "faster," the other for "more intense."

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jul 12

He doesn’t post enough, but when @hangmanpage.bsky.social posts it’s always a banger.

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jul 9

Imagine being Amanda Palmer and releasing new music right now.

screenshot of press release

MANDA PALMER RELEASES “DEATH THING” - WATCH

FIRST OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO IN SEVEN YEARS
CROWD-SOURCED VIA PATREON, NOW AT 25,000 MEMBERS

ANNOUNCES SOLO PIANO DATES IN ITALY, GERMANY, SWEDEN
IN ADVANCE OF INTERNATIONAL DRESDEN DOLLS TOUR

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jul 8

I at least know I like the songs.

A movie theater screen that is about to show the new live-action remake of MOANA

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jul 7

Also, thank you to Hope Campbell at Closer Weekly for this article of delights. closerweekly.com/3-out-of-thi...

More than 40 years later, Laura was at it again with Victor Cassadine (Charles Shaughnessy), who again tried to control the weather. In 2023, Laura once again had to crack a computer code to stop a weather machine, as well as stop a biotoxin set to wipe out half of the Earth’s population. That’s quite an accomplishment for the soap heroine who put GH on the map.

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jul 6

The one downside to this choice is that it brings this vibe to all of the character's decisions.

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jul 1

Is Paramount Skydance aware that Les Moonves no longer works there, or does Michael Weatherly just have dirt on *every* CBS executive?

screenshot of press release:

MICHAEL WEATHERLY TO RETURN AS TONY DINOZZO ON THE CBS ORIGINAL SERIES “NCIS” THIS FALL

Michael Weatherly will reprise his role of fan-favorite character Tony DiNozzo in a season-long arc reuniting him with the NCIS team for the 2026-2027 season.

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jul 1

Live shot of the guy who was just leaning over my shoulder while I wrote a Facebook post for work about how The Passion of the Christ is returning to theaters. "Yesssss, Liz!" they whispered. "Joke about how people have to see the first movie to remember what happened before they see the sequel!"

satan from the passion of the christ, who real talk is pretty hot, y'all

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 27

I’m back for today’s matinee. I have a slightly better angle now.

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 27

Seriously…

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 27

My videos really don't do it justice. But here's another one.

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 27

Last night, I had my mind blown a little bit. This is what my beautiful city does in between World Cup games at its local fanzone in the park. This is... DISCOFOOT.

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 27

WeHo World Cup Fan Zone: An exceptionally chill way to spend a Friday evening.

One view of a giant screen set up at the WeHo World Cup Fan Zone

Another view of a giant screen set up at the WeHo World Cup Fan Zone

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 25

I wrote almost as much about the fifth and final JACKASS movie as I did about THE BEAR Season 5. But it turns out I had a lot to say about JACKASS! consequence.net/2026/06/jack...

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At a certain point, as with most Jackass movies, its vignette structure sweeps the viewer away into what feels like an unending river of bodily harm. In the mix of archival and new footage, time seems to lose all meaning, even with title cards popping up to establish dates. The past and present colliding like a giant hammer to the nuts.

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 24

even if you don't click the essay linked above please enjoy this perfect screenshot from CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

mel brooks and anne bancroft toasting each other and being perfect

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 22

I have filled up the latest notebook I use for taking notes during screenings, and thus I am sharing a random page from said notebook in case anyone would like to guess what movie I was watching!

a page of a reporter's notebook covered with very legible handwriting

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 20

I have no comment at this time.

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 19

I thought I was done giggling over this image but it turns out I am not.

the viral tweet with the photo of elmo's head on a pike over the handwritten sign TRAITOR

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 15

a post exclusively for people who have seen COLOR THEORIES BY JULIO TORRES

PR for an artist named NAVY BLUE who has released a new project called COLORS

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 14

Was not aware of what a shady bitch Cookie Monster can be.

cookie monster instagram post in which cookie monster is trying to eat a gold basketball. caption: "Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡 Go me Knicks!!!"

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller· Jun 13

Sometimes being a grown-up film critic means leaving the house before 9:30 and having popcorn and soda for breakfast. At least the music’s good. #ToyStory5