Lizzie O'Leary
@lizzieohreally
Shareholder value = 3 eggs Lizzie.oleary@slate.com Signal: Lizzieohreally.31
do you want to have an hour-long somewhat esoteric argument with a six year old?
A) this cake was exceptional, thank you Buttermilk Bakeshop you’re the best. B) red icing should probably come with a hotline to call the next day
Between this and the diarrhea, my vacation is feeling extremely targeted
Trying to explain to the neighbors that she’s fine. She just likes to come out and watch people, like any nosy old lady.
You don’t need an app for this. All you need is some confidence and a towel.
As I have mentioned before, a dear friend’s love language is Weird Gifts By Mail.
Got some merch from @doctorow.pluralistic.net. Conversation airs Friday. Did I have a hot flash on camera? You be the judge.
I’d like to talk to whichever neighbor did this because I am interested in free salad
You too can acquire this Fulton mall special with a man who is absolutely not Josh Hart in any way
A have a few questions for the groomer but mostly deep appreciation
extremely into the exact moment that @maryharris.bsky.social's internet failed. I'm sorry, Mary. I love you lots.
Every day and every PR pitch is a new Curtains for Zoosha for me