Jaime Ellison
@llamasngeese
Best friend to many, lover of fun, creator of ideas, solver of problems, and explorer of the unknown. @Furthepeop11891 on Twitter
If “wants public buses” or Medicare for all = communist, then every kindergarten teacher, librarian, and mail carrier in America is Chairman Mao. Sanders and Mamdani are democratic socialists. Please read one book.
Trump: "We could remove all of our soldiers out of Europe." In the same breath, a warning to Europe on immigration and energy - "you're not going to have a Europe anymore." These are 2 fights he's losing at home and 2 things he's suddenly lecturing an entire continent about, unprompted.
Is this deflecting from US responsibility for the 156+ children and civilians killed in the Shajareh Tayyebeh school bombing, or from the 13 American service members killed in Iran? Or both?
Trump spent his 250th-anniversary remarks fabricating scripture from the Declaration & calling opponents “godless” communists. The Declaration never asked anyone to prove loyalty to God, The moment the President starts requiring it, the document has already been abandoned in practice.
Fixed it for them: “A bunch of incels in masks LARPing as the Confederacy at Union Station.”
"The Reflecting Pool looks great, despite.... the Vandal Thugs." I'm confused. By Vandal Thugs, he means the $14.7M no bid contractors he hired to fix it, whose coating started peeling and who made the water turn green within a month, right?
Anyone who agreed to let Trump "solve" their "problem" probably doesn't have much business sense. Then handing over 10% of their company because he said so? That’s just dumber.
"Nothing ideological about this," Hegseth says, standing next to armed troops in a city that didn't ask for them. People have every right to call it occupation. The question is why the administration needs a script insisting it isn't.
“Have a baby, go home, collect welfare forever” is a plot from a movie no one made because it’s a stupid thing Stephen Miller invented, and it lives rent free in his head.
The nations he dismissed as too primitive to “invent the wheel” include the birthplaces of algebra, surgery, astronomy, and the concept of zero. Zero, by the way, is something Miller has demonstrated a complete understanding of, in terms of credibility on immigration, history, or basic human decency
The real headline isn’t whether something is illegal. It’s whether illegality still matters.
Trump’s Justice Department is laying the groundwork to make institutionalization normal again.
So as it turns out, it wasn’t ANTIFA, green algae terrorists. It was Trump. Who could have guessed???
Trump’s post reads like a Yelp review he wrote for himself. He calls the Great American State Fair “packed with happy people.” If he has to beg the country to agree he did a “fantastic job,” he should probably consider that it’s not actually the success he imagined it would be.
It should not go unnoticed there were two authors, a man & a woman. Trump attacks the woman. But that’s who he is. A weak wannabe strongman with a decades‑long habit of bullying women who hold him to account because he can’t stand being challenged by someone he thinks he should be able to silence.
So Jan 6 rioters get compensated for “anxiety” and “headaches” from being held accountable. Where do the rest of us apply for damages for listening to their incessant whining and nutso conspiracy theories?
Sen. Marshall says ‘perception is reality’ about election fraud. But remember, those perceptions didn’t fall from the sky. They were built by years of disinformation about “rigged” elections that courts and investigators keep debunking.
The Founders: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.” Trump’s commission: “Have you tried… just not reading that part?”
Trump threatening to nuke Iran again. Or in 2026, just another Tuesday.
Remorse with an expiration date is just a key to the cell door in Trumpworld. Peters to Gov. Polis, May 2026: “I made mistakes, and for those I am sorry… That was wrong.” Peters to Bannon, June 2026: Democrats “cheat” elections and jailed her as “retribution” for exposing voting machines.
Sometimes, you try to help, but it doesn’t work out the way you hoped.
The Semiquincentennial was supposed to be America’s birthday. Instead it’s shaping up to be one man’s extremely needy birthday party. And the artists are already RSVP’ing “no.”