
John Collins@logicallyjc· 6d The winning will continue until morale improves.

John Collins@logicallyjc· 6d “So… you’ve been absent for 52 days, missed 47 roll call votes, and no one knows if you’re still alive?”

John Collins@logicallyjc· 6d What was the rate before he started the war?
Just curious.

John Collins@logicallyjc· 8d Don’t worry, Mitch, we haven’t forgotten that most of this is your fault.


John Collins@logicallyjc· 19d I’m totally comfortable with this.

John Collins@logicallyjc· 21d If you can’t win without suppressing votes, you don’t deserve to win.

John Collins@logicallyjc· Jul 11 It doesn’t get much tackier than this.

John Collins@logicallyjc· Jul 11 This is long overdue, but better late than never.

John Collins@logicallyjc· Jul 8 On behalf of Collins everywhere, I’d like to apologize for Susan.
She needs to go.

John Collins@logicallyjc· Jul 7 "I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.”

John Collins@logicallyjc· Jul 7 I’ll take either of these candidates over anyone MAGA has to offer.

John Collins@logicallyjc· Jun 30 Must be nice to have no scruples, or morals, or whatever.


John Collins@logicallyjc· Jun 2 We remain in the dumbest timeline.

John Collins@logicallyjc· May 19 Who the fuck asked for this?

John Collins@logicallyjc· May 4 The fanatics won’t be happy about this.

John Collins@logicallyjc· May 4 Spirit airlines has been pretty clear about what caused the failure, and it wasn’t Joe Biden.

John Collins@logicallyjc· Apr 30 Irony is dead, and I think I know who did it.

John Collins@logicallyjc· Apr 30 Looks like Karen Bass has some serious competition. Anyone have thoughts on this? I don’t know much about her.

John Collins@logicallyjc· Apr 27 “Oh, you think he was referring to you?”

John Collins@logicallyjc· Apr 25 If you can’t win without changing the rules, maybe you don’t deserve to win.