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Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦

@lorbsy

I'm Canadian 🇨🇦 so I'm nice but don't piss me off! Interested in politics\Not a conservative! I'm Agnostic-don't preach. I'm an RN-Protect our healthcare. Pro vax/Pro choice/Elbows all the way UP/Dogs/funny people. Not interested in pervy stuff - will 🚫

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Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Apr 1

Don't be fooled!

A cute dog peeks suspiciously from a hedge of greenery. The caption reads: "It's April Fool's Day. Trust no one!"

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Mar 17

Happy St Paddy's Day!

Grumpy cat wearing a tam and a green bowtie with beer mug in front of him at O'Brien's Pub

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Mar 9

You can't always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Feb 23

Well just look at him! I have a granddog German Shepherd too. So smart and kind and fun!

German Shepherd with a black face, perky ears with a wooden fence in the background

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Feb 15

It's truth. I'm also Canadian. I will bluntly call you on your shit in real time

Woman in middle ages dress, pointing sternly away from her. Text "I should warn you. I identify as a postmenopausal woman. My pronouns are Try/Me"

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Feb 7

This is the one I was looking at...

Vive le Canada TShirt. You get to choose your "color"

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Sep 15

Black and white photo of Carol Burnett in her younger years making a sassy face with a caption that says
You call it OCD
I call it put the fucking thing back where it belongs

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Sep 15

Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism
It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Jul 30

Sunflowers in Gananoque

A white lighthouse with red trim on the edge of the St Lawrence River in the town of Gananoque, Ontario

A metal sign in the shape of a life preserver against a sunset on the St Lawrence River. Inscribed in the sign is #I love Gananoque

A view of the Gananoque shoreline from the cruise boat at sunset

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Jul 6

Don't exhaust yourself, Friends. Pick your battles.

A viking ready for battle with armour head gear and shield, long hair and a braided beard

Inscription says:
Pick your battles
Pick fewer battles than that
Put some battles back
That's still too many battles

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Jul 5

OMD played at History in Toronto this weekend. A great show! Brought me right back to the 80's for some big hair memories

Stage at History in Toronto, Ontario last night where OMD played. Red and orange and blue lights in the background and a Full audience in the foreground

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Jun 30

I salute every single person who has ever found themselves in a dark place but rose above the pain. And i salute every single person who continues to stand tall with all their broken parts still intact. You may not be where you want to be, but you will get there. Stay strong.

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Jun 21

City & Colour in Toronto

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Jun 16

Found imprinted on a sidewalk in LA
KINDNESS is f*cking cool

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· May 24

She's a very wise Canadian

Margaret Atwood sitting outside in a garden chair with green grass in the background. She's holding a cup that reads "I told you so". A beautiful knowing smile on her face

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Apr 28

So although my biological clock doesn't tick anymore, this old girl made it clear that I will not be supporting cringe! It's also my Birthday, so my wish is a Liberal win including in the Carleton riding, thanks in advance!

I voted for Joy O'Donnell in Brantford--Brant South--Six Nations

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Feb 15

I Love Being Canadian 🇨🇦

A Canadian Flag attached to a hockey stick, jammed into snowbank!

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Feb 14

But you can watch it or record it tonight. I'm doing this

Mystery Lorbs🇨🇦@lorbsy· Feb 8

Also:

Found on a sidewalk in LA "Stop Making Stupid People Famous"