Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵

@lordnpc

she/they * Pansexual * Autistic * Massive nerd, amateur game dev * Game Master, JRPG nerd, himejoshi * working on an RPG * MDNF 🔞 * profic * it’s my profile and I WILL repost porn * ❤️ @c0mput3rv1ru5.bsky.social ❤️

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Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Apr 28

“Good morning ChatGPT! 😃” Me:

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Apr 20

It’s so weird seeing this art style in a kid friendly context, especially those two lizards considering Catherine

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Apr 20

Has anyone heard of Gregory Horror Show? It’s a horror comedy cgi anime from the early 00’s. I remembered a YouTuber I liked playing a video game in the series, and I went ahead and watched all three anime series over the weekend

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Apr 15

Got another full hour of AI shilling to sit through at work Woo

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Apr 15

Remembered the existence of Gor, General Grievous’s pet that was in a single episode of Clone Wars before getting killed, and now I can’t stop laughing

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Apr 8

I love that Demitri’s most iconic super is just

A picture of Goku holding a Spirit Bomb with the following text:

“cool hax stickmin but watch this ESTROGEN BEAM”

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Mar 29

Gandalf talking to Frodo vs. Gandalf talking to any other Hobbit

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Mar 27

Me when I smut at home

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Mar 25

So that’s five bingos from me, though everything is good under the right circumstances

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Mar 25

@c0mput3rv1ru5.bsky.social is making me watch Once Upon A Time, and good lord I fucking hate this show. Is this the show that all the people who think fiction affects reality watch? It's just so cynical and awful

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Mar 21

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Mar 20

So you wouldn’t mind if people put up posters with the Seven Fundamental Tenets of the Satanic Temple in schools right? Or the Buddha’s Eightfold Path? These are all really good reminders for the ethical treatment of others

The Seven Fundamental Tenets

One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason

The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions

One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone

The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own

Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s own beliefs

People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused

Every tenet is a hiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

Right View
Right Intention
Right Speech
Right Action
Right Livelihood
Right Effort
Right Mindfulness
Right Samadhi

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Mar 14

Count Olaf and Roger Smith are essentially the exact same character send skeet

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Mar 10

Interspecies Reviewers is so good, it's a fun sex comedy with some honestly pretty solid world building. The art is fantastic, Crim is amazing, thank you for coming to my TEDTalk

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Mar 8

need to make Starfinder hoverboarder solarian, they would be so rad and sexy

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Mar 4

"Sony no longer plans to release PlayStation games on PC?" "Maybe they should consider releasing some on PlayStation!" "DOH-HO-HO-HO"

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 28

How about Futaba Sakura?

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 24

With the recent drama surrounding TADC, Poppy Playtime, and the ever present Hellaverse hatedom, I’ve begun to ask terrible things Like, was Andrew Hussie based in depicting their fandom as a murderous clown cult?

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 24

Continuing the Vampire Knight rewatch; I no longer am a Kaname x Yuki shipper; I am a Shizuka x Yuki truther. Need sadistic lady vampire to make me her doll I mean what

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 20

I think that Francis from Super Paper Mario is a really shallow and petty character to include in a game meant for children

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 18

Chiitan liked my posts about needing to be broken by a sexy cat girl and a background character from Interspecies Reviewers

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 17

Darkstalkers update: Lord Raptor is my husband

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 15

Started messing around with Darkstalker 3’s Arcade Mode I regret to inform you all I am a Felicia fan

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 12

Ye, he’s in the overly long racing sequence with kid Anakin. Movie would be massively improved if it was cut down more. AND HES MY GOAT!!!!!!!!!

Ben Quadinaros, a Toong from the planet Tund, podracer, and the only being I will ever truly love

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 11

Realized what you meant by interactive last night, so I made this

Aranea Serket looking back fearfully at Jack English's tight buns

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 11

This is kinda old hat at this point, but

Well, I didn't like Joker by Jenny Nicholson - 33:54

EFAP #59 - Responding to Jenny Nicholson's "Well, I didn't like Joker" - 11:44:08

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 7

@c0mput3rv1ru5.bsky.social and I just finished watching "REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA" Holy shit Holy fuck it was so good More people need to watch this #repothegeneticopera

From the Producers of SAW

REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA
A film by Darren Lynn Bousman

Starring:
Alex Vega
Anthony Stewart Head
Sarah Brightman
Paris Hilton
Ogre
Terrance Zdunich
with Bill Moseley
and
Paul Sorvino

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Feb 5

Wasn't able to check out the Partner Direct live, but I did want to share this. I get the feeling that Todd showed up and ruined everything (also follow these people they're all cool)

A screenshot of five posts from Bluesky expressing disappointment over Todd Howard

@ericafontaine.shisakura.com
thed himmerd

bro we dont care about you gassing up nintendo just put the game on the damn system. not 4 tho can we get new vegas

@vixichrome.bsky.social
TODD HOWARD LEAAAAVE THE NINTENDO DIRECT NOWWWWWWW

@stephiesparda.bsky.social
Go away Todd Howard.

@punchstream.bsky.social
"our final announcement"
[todd shows up]

damn it.

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Jan 26

Final Fantasy X got treated so dirty

A comparison between the original version of Final Fantasy X and the HD remake

Lord NPC 🩷💛🩵@lordnpc· Jan 24

Bucky just read off Emmett's book description, and we've come to the conclusion that he looks like a dark haired Huge Hands Hans