Los Feliz Daycare
@losfelizdaycare
Affluent hillside community. **We NOW accept immunized children** LosFelizDaycare@gmail.com
“please use the potty before we leave” “i don’t have to use the potty” “it’s a long drive to Ojai just try” “no i promise I don’t need to potty” *5 min in, Lena audiobook rollin’, she’s saying something technically nice about jack antonoff* “Daddy…”
POV: you’ve been up for 3 days straight receiving ancient wisdom from your silver lake healer and you walk into an intervention
things must be real bad cuz i don’t even know why the mcdonald’s flag is at half mast
teacher stephanie (1824 weeks) hanging with our gen z interns
literally every los angeles parent you know is yelling at this picture for 70 different reasons
Sicario (177 weeks) has a photographic memory. Unfortunately it’s just these two photographs
whenever someone says “war” this is immediately where our brain goes
How about 1000 Men SHARE THEIR FEELINGS and show vulnerability with 1 Gorilla? Robin Williams did it no questions asked.
The #MetGala2025 look is “gangster heading to Tr*mp’s new Alcatraz”
when your child doesn’t even TOUCH the bento box you spent all morning curating
We were accidentally looped into a “Don’t Worry Darling” group chat in 2022
20 minutes into dad’s night, this guy gives you a long hug, calls you “brother man,” and unloads
trying to take ONE family photo after bribing your toddler with the promise of 3 blueys, 16 m&ms, and skipping bath