Now that's the sort of cool night I like. I know, I know, I'm always going on about weather

Excuse me?

I feel like garbage now but I had fun when I was out with the fiancé, sorting out his kilt for the wedding :)

Pictures you can hear AND smell (burning dust combined with rotten fizzy juice spills from the keyboard and school carpet)

Yet another 28° day and it's only 9th July. The tourists must be confused

Oh yeah, I forgot today's daily salt (although it was actually quite a nice trip out)

Getting dunked on by wankie-tankies out here smh

This shouldn't be difficult, after a big can of energy drink and an ice tea, and yet!

It's a day ending in y again, I see

Lol, what a touchy wee fanny

I think he might have done. Apparently it's a permanent ban for this:

See, this is why A/C is rare in domestic settings in Scotland. This is the temperature in my bedroom this morning, in July. No air conditioning used. It's cooler downstairs too

I'd try to make a Baby Godzilla too. He's too cute!

Embarrassing squashed dog shite. Why do they never take the time to actually find out what is going on, rather than kneejerking "aaah but in KKKremlin rU$$¡A you would get thrown off roof!!"

I have taken another political compass test. Fancy a go? Here it is: britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

It's Friday night, time to add an unusual contender

I'm sure this is fine

I'm quite impressed by this #glutenfree bread. It's known as the "weird little guy bread" in this house because of the cute purple mascot. Makes a grand sandwich

Having some immature fun with the crunchy-fash spam someone signed me up for once

So tempted to comment "do you condemn Hamax"

Why can't all summer days be like this?

I keep getting the theme from this in my head when I look at that now

Crikey! My Mum's childhood home was demolished for a car park in the late 70s, but I'd have loved to see inside it. The house they lived in after that is still there though. I remember it vaguely - used to have a nice garden

Looks like Hearts are diversifying

Bit premature, shirley

This came into my head

This? Yeah, that's trash

Spooood