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barasocialistic clown — take a look at banner cj (sorry love this is an 🔞 only space) ♡ art by @artseamoni.bsky.social alt text: blackhaired man attacking a blond man holding a sword with a spear profile pic: cartoon horse with red clown nose
the hot ones episode with will arnett has become my favourite episode I watched it so many times by now
cn infidelity modern au, once a year jack and stede meet up in a hotel for their secret tryst. stede is happily married to ed, jack is happily married to izzy. once a year they just get to be different versions of themselves.
just had to think of modern au cj/stede in which they have another big, loud fight, which ends in cj getting fucked against the wall.
modern au jack is missing his boyfriend's big cock. but who is his boyfriend
loved that interview clip in which will is like "i look instantly smarter in glasses" and puts them on, and the woman interviewing him is like "uh-hu" and i am 99% sure she thought what i thought, which was "yeah sorry, i don't know about smart but you look instantly sluttier"
so far, no matter what show or movie, I always manage to ship that pairing that most others find toxic or niche or both. loki/clint, loki/thor, thranduil/thorin, will/chilton, madancy, stizzy, now jack/stede fml
your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. doctor doctor help me please
no he never wore a gorilla suit! the closest he came to wearing one was a photoshoot for gq (?) in which he held a chimp mask in his hands