Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· 29d It’s ok Sam - you made it to the good place - spared no expense. #RIP Sam Neill
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 11 The senator from Kentucky - is he just resting?
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 10 You've got to remember God that these people from Maine are just simple farmers. These are people of the land.
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 8 Mitch is alive, Angry! Little Billy is talking to Uncle Mitch on the phone right now - and he says Mitch wants Donald to come and stay with him.
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 7 “Hello FIFA? The USA beats Belgium 4-1.”
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 7 I wonder why… (photo shared by your son 😉)
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 6 Must have been dreaming when he fell asleep
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 6 “It’s a breath mint!”
“It’s a social media platform!”
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 5 He fell asleep last night during the fireworks! BOOM BOOM BOOM FIREWORKS!!!!!!!
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 5 It was such a great event that the host fell asleep 😴
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 5 Meanwhile, we’ve reached the bunker stage of tonight’s events
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 4 This is who he thinks Marx and Lenin are
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jul 1 💩!!!! Where will I be able to get my Kirk fix????
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jun 26 “We’re all trying to find the people who did this.”
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jun 25 It’s the curse of M. Donald Grant
Lucifer Sam 🫘@lucifer-sam· Jun 24 “ACTIVATE THE NATIONALGAE GUARD!!!”
