Lucretiel
@lucretiel
Neophile. #ADHD. #rustlang at @datadoghq.com. #boardgames. Mercator Projection Apologist.
Apparently the main limiting factor is etcd throughput? All of these values are far lower than I would have guessed if you’d asked me to
My partner showed me a photo of someone with a little chibi Dan Da Dan alien and this was verbatim my response
I’m entirely convinced that docker’s entire existence can be explained by “we wanted to ship python in production”
I know that saying “fuck you” isn’t exactly a Penny Arcade Original but every time I shout it at someone I’m quoting this
Today I asked an AI to find the funniest comments I've ever added to code I've written and I'm really enjoying the searches it's doing
Hey Reddit I can’t think of a single thing less likely to get me to use your app than a non-dismissible modal on the mobile site insisting that I do
Flash back to this time someone complained about the `let` keyword in Rust and, in doing so, essentially called the biblical god a beta cuck
Still totally enamored with this alternative to the Borrow trait I cooked up that defeats the `&T` problem (aka how can you make `(&str, &str)` be a permissible borrowed form of `(String, String)`. Would love to find a way to add this to the standard library.