Mr Luke Kemp esq.

@luke-k

He/him. Free range word layer. Contributed to every issue of PLAY Magazine (RIP). Has also been spotted at GamesMaster, Edge, Eurogamer, GamesRadar, GamesIndustry[dot]biz, Rock Paper Shotgun, PC Gamer, The Guardian, SFX, more.

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Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· 1d

I think I found the opposite of a dreamcatcher in TK Maxx.

A pillow that looks like a Ouija board, for some reason.

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· 8d

I'm not a huge Funko guy, but when I saw the gang in a charity shop for eight quid total I had to.

Funko Pops of Widowmaker, Zarya, Baptiste, Doomfist, Sombra, Parah, Tracer, and Lucio.

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· 11d

I found this while looking through some books. I have no memory whatsoever of buying it, but I'm very much looking forward to reading it. Well done, past (or possibly time-travelling future) me.

Miracle Mongers and Their Methods, by Harry Houdini

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· 23d

Sending this e mail in the middle of a global PSN outage is great work Sony, no notes.

Join the Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls Open Beta from 24-26 July!

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· 28d

The words "Big Hill" in the Silent Hill font, superimposed onto a cropped piece of Silent Hill artwork.

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jul 11

I have to assume the author knew exactly what they were doing here.

PC Gamer headline: How to get hardwood in Palworld

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jul 9

Count Binface sitting at the Newsnight roundtable with Very Serious People.

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jul 8

Also: execs are very bad at identifying irony, but when they do, they get scared.

Highlighted quote from the review: "The original game's first-person modern storyline that cast you as a game developer working for evil Templar-front Abstergo has been excised entirely."

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jul 1

I'm going to use this mouse pad for my grown-up job on the days I have to go into the office, and you can't stop me.

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jul 1

Is this as simple as the greed and gullibility of politicians, or do these AI companies have access to horrendous blackmail material on British politicians? Because this government is taking things dangerously far, further perhaps than any other.

New defence secretary, Dan Jarvis, stressed the need to focus more on autonomous weapons and AI to ensure the military is "fit for the next war, not the last one".

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jun 30

A promo image for Marvel's Wolverine with "NOT ON XBOX GAME PASS THIS YEAR
PRE-ORDER NOW" from the Modern Warfare 4 campaign stamped onto it.

A promo image for the Ocarina of Time remake with "NOT ON XBOX GAME PASS THIS YEAR
PRE-ORDER NOW" from the Modern Warfare 4 campaign stamped onto it.

A promo image for EastEnders with "NOT ON XBOX GAME PASS THIS YEAR
PRE-ORDER NOW" from the Modern Warfare 4 campaign stamped onto it.

A promo image for Sainsbury's sweet biscuit assortment with "NOT ON XBOX GAME PASS THIS YEAR
PRE-ORDER NOW" from the Modern Warfare 4 campaign stamped onto it.

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jun 25

A strange and beautiful film, and one of the select few to make me cry. Can't wait to watch it again.

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jun 21

Truly blessed this Father's Day.

A "Fuggler" teddy made to look like Donatello (the best ninja turtle), a mug with a picture of Keanu Reeves as Jesus, four mini ninja turtle funk pops - Shredder, Casey Jones, Baxter, and Donatello (the best ninja turtle), and three fizzy drinks in Sonic the Hedgehog-themed cans (Spinberry - Sonic, Tailspin Zest - Tails, and Knuckleberry - Knuckles).

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jun 19

Don't bother sending me a connection request on LinkedIn, there is now absolutely no way I will accept.

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jun 13

I picked it up in Smiths (or whatever it's called now) in Bath, where I also saw this sexy monument in Bath Abbey.

Two figures depicted reclining on a bed, looking at one another. They are both clothed, get your mind out of the gutter.

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jun 13

Ten quid, but I thought I'd treat myself. I love magazines, and it's not like Game Informer is easy to find in the UK.

US videogame magazine Game Informer, wth Soulframe on the cover.

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jun 10

I love this soundtrack (never watched the film; I just bought it for the Chris Cornell song), and pulling out the CD to listen to while I write, I'm reminded that the inlay has the lyrics to *all* of the songs. That's cool.

Front and back cover for the Great Expectations soundtrack (the one with Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert De Niro).

Mr Luke Kemp esq.@luke-k· Jun 4

Nothing but disgust and contempt for mainstream media playing with the murder of Henry Nowak like this. While further proof that the answer to a news headline in the form of a question is always "no", floating such ideas prominently legitimises and propogates them. This is why we're where we are.