Luke Valle

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Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· 11d

I’m perplexed as to what Apple Music thought they were doing with this 😂

Screenshot of the “Celebrate National Girlfriend Day” section on Apple Music featuring the albums: Confessions II by Madonna, Petal by Ariana Grande, Sexistential by Robyn, Midnight Sun: Girls Trip by Zara Larsson, (Mine) by Hilary Duff, and This Music May Contain Hope by RAYE

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· 18d

The weirdest side effect of the buzz around Confessions II is that I’m seeing a lot more defense/re-appraisal of American Life Guys, we don’t need to reevaluate everything, some things are just *not good*

Album artwork for Madonna’s “American Life”; a black-and-white image of Madonna styled in a manner that evokes Che Guevara and Patty Hearst. Blood-red renderings of guns are placed above her left eye, fashioned to resemble a lipstick kiss print. Her name and the album title are overlayed in the lower third of the image in a similarly red, military-styled stenciled lettering.

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· 20d

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· 27d

THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

A screenshot of my YouTube subscriptions page, showing a thumbnail for a newly uploaded video from Be Kind Rewind: “Barbara Stanwyck: Hollywood’s Most Versatile Actress”, clocking in at 2 hours 28 minutes

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· 29d

Can’t wait for @andtherunnerupis.bsky.social’s inevitable episode of A Woman Robbed about Joan Crawford in Letty Lynton

Publicity still of Joan Crawford wearing the famous Letty Lynton dress, designed by Adrian.

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Jul 12

It’s happening!!

Title card for Letty Lynton:
“Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
PRESENTS
JOAN CRAWFORD and ROBERT MONTGOMERY
in
CLARENCE BROWN’S
PRODUCTION
LETTY LYNTON
with
NILS ASTHER, MAY ROBSON, LEWIS STONE”

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Jul 11

After 90 years in the vault, over two months of waiting after preordering, and nearly 2 weeks in delays from Amazon, a copy of Letty Lynton is in my collection! 💿 Had to get it from Walmart because Amazon couldn’t get its shit together!

Blu-ray for the long-unseen and notoriously banned film: “Letty Lynton”

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Jul 10

As someone who loves The B-52’s and is very interested in scrapped/unreleased albums, I’m very excited about this!

Screenshot of the pre-save page on Apple Music for the deluxe re-issue of “Mesopotamia” by The B-52’s

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Jul 4

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Jun 28

While I was there, I also nabbed myself a copy of one of my favorite Madonna albums. From what I’ve heard so far, I think Confessions II shares a lot of its sonic DNA with this one just as much as the og Confessions

A CD of Madonna’s underrated masterpiece, Erotica

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Jun 28

It’s always a great time at a Darkside Records listening party! 🪩 Got to hear 2 album tracks that haven’t been released yet in full including “Danceteria” (which I can confirm is SOTY material hands down). And I won a copy of “Finally Enough Love” on vinyl at the raffle! I never win things! 🏆

One of two exclusive posters from the Confessions II pre-release parties hosted at record stores across the globe. Behind the poster is a window looking out onto the city of Poughkeepsie, NY

Vinyl copy of “Finally Enough Love” that I won at the raffle held up in front of a standing cardboard cutout promoting Confessions II

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Jun 25

Does anyone else constantly mix up Dead Like Me, Pushing Daisies, and Six Feet Under?

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Jun 24

As someone who grew up watching the Immaculate Collection DVD, I co-sign this

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Jun 24

New album announcements from both Carly Rae Jepsen AND Phoebe Bridgers in the same week! In pride month! 🏳️‍🌈

Picket sign from a gay rights protest edited to say “IF GOD HATES GAYS WHY [do we keep winning]”

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· May 16

I think when they ask that they specifically mean cooking a proper meal because I think the default in their minds is this:

Jerry from “Rick and Morty” during his separation from Beth. He has a five o’clock shadow and stares with half-open, sad eyes into the microwave as he cooks a gross and pitiful meal-for-all

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· May 10

There’s really only one answer tbh

A still from a scene in “Ordinary People” featuring Mary Tyler Moore in an Oscar-nominated performance

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· May 2

Thinking of this news again and am reminded of Diane Keaton in 1977

Diane Keaton in “Annie Hall”; she sports the iconic Annie Hall look with a black wide-brim hat, collared shirt, long tie, haphazardly button vest and wide-legged pants

Diane Keaton in “Looking for Mr. Goodbar”; she sits on the bed in a studio apartment talking on the phone while lighting a cigarette hanging from her mouth. She is wearing an oversized button-down shirt with no pants and her hair is fabulously messy

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· May 1

“In acting categories, actors may be nominated for multiple performances in the same category” Someone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing…

A collage of 5 films featuring Anne Hathaway being released in 2026: “Mother Mary”, “The Devil Wears Prada 2”, “The Odyssey”, “The End of Oak Street”, and “Verity”

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Apr 27

They did this just for my birthday btw 🎂

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Apr 14

Post something random or you will have an awful April

Screenshot of a post:
Original post is a picture of London Tipton with the caption “put her in Euphoria and she’ll pay off Rue’s debt”

Quote post reads: *as London* “I only paid for a bump and she gave me a whole bag. YAY ME!”

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Apr 13

Sometimes one of your most anticipated releases is a 94-year-old film that’s recently been legally freed from a court ruling that left it banned from public exhibition

Original poster for “Letty Lynton” which includes the following text:

“TOGETHER AGAIN in another M-G-M hit!
Ever since beautiful Joan Crawford and Bob Montgomery appeared to. gether in ‘Our Blushing Brides’ and ‘Untamed’ we've been swamped with requests to co-star them again. You'll be delighted with the result.

Joan
CRAWFORD

Robert
MONTGOMERY

in CLARENCE BROWN'S production
LETTY LYNTON

Nils Asther's return to the screen is something to cheer. He's great in this romantic drama!

Beautiful Joan Crawford gives what many
critics believe to be the most impressive per. formance of her career. Faced by her former lover and her husband-to-be she takes a course which leads to the very brink of tragedy.
Once again Joan Crawford mingles tears and laughter, heart-throbs and thrills-again she captures the hearts of millions of her screen admirers! You'll compare it with the most thrilling picture you've ever seen.

with
NILS ASTHER
MAY ROBSON
LEWIS STONE

From the novel by Marie Belloc Lowndes

Luke Valle@lukevallewrites· Apr 1