@luvetta
Hobbies: wearing trousers, swearing. Always plotting.
Twas. She was awesome. Big saucer eyes, orange black and white calico, and a deep love but misunderstanding of running faucets:
Goddammit this Douthat interview with JD. Yes, Christ taught* that as long as you say one Christian thing out loud as you lock up children, separate families, start wars, bomb girls schools, it all equals out in heaven. *no he didn’t.
So I am reading Modern Love in @nytimes.com and I am gonna need someone to a) parse this sentence for me or b) take me to the hospital because o am having a stroke? I read the words and they make no, or very disturbing, pics in my head. Begin with “she and I”
The @nytimes.com illustration of Trump is fantastic. His neck vagina - what the kids call a nussy- is the central focus for the eye. It’s both so feminine and so telling of his vanity (refusing to get larger shirts that won’t pinch his flappy skin folds together into makeshift vulva).
Fucking NY Times does it again. As the American gestapo actively disappears people - citizens and immigrants alike - this is their headline on A1. FL; DR: it’s all Biden’s fault.
That’s neither the Secret Service nor Capitol Police on the roof of the National Gallery of Art with long guns.
DJT and I are text buddies. Honey is blowing up my phone. (I know he doesn’t get them but it gives me joy)
What I love is the sloppiness: gold paint on the surrounding areas. If this were actually gold leaf, those little streaks wouldn’t be there. Gold leaf only sticks where you put the adherent first. That’s paint from a brush.
Step 1: distract the driver. Step 2: flatten the tires by removing the tire valve. Step 3: bike lock through the back door.
If you are looking for someone swept up in the raids, register anonymously as a “victim” of immigration crime.
Of COURSE it’s manifest destiny. Of COURSE it’s white settlers taking over native lands. Thats the Heritage DHS is trying to whip its minions up about.