Huge Joe Weaving

@luxasm

Tread desk owner

633 Following378 Followers1,968 Posts

Bluesky

Is this your profile?Claim it and luxasm.dirty.social is yours.Claim profile

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· 9h

It is the year of Linux on laptop

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· 23h

TIL the showrunner is Katie Dippold who went as the Babdook to her friend's house when it was more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe.

The famous tweet by Katie Dippold dressed as the Babadook (white face makeup with black lipstick, black top hat and cloak) sitting at a table surrounded by people who aren't in costume.

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· 13d

GWM Ora. Funky little whip

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· 29d

Man my algo rules

A YouTube video called "How to oil your gts-6030 hair clipper for daily maintenance" uploaded by user 'soliloquy from Hokkaido.'
It was uploaded 2 days ago and has 16 views.

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Jul 18

I'm thinking of getting an N64 for my gf's birthday. They're pretty affordable despite the retro revival but some of the listings are fkn hilarious.

An eBay listing for a gold, limited edition, new in box Nintendo 64 game console with controllers.
The seller wants $142,938.82 for this thing and $553.16 for postage.

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· May 28

God help me let's move an NBN box

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· May 23

Generated Star Trek TNG title that says "everyone gets space sick again to save budget."

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Apr 26

After moving 20 metres in one hour, I grabbed an available carpark, went downstairs and booked an uber. Everyone was shockingly chill about it, which is cool. Beer was mandatory.

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Apr 26

Went to Westfield Carindale to buy shoes and a silly little camera bag tag. Got stuck in the rooftop carpark for an hour

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Apr 21

My 6yo is gonna lose it 😁

A card game called "Go Bum," which is Go Fish but with bottoms

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Apr 19

Hell yeah it's time for "Movie I love but haven't watched in years."

A television playing the title card for the movie vampire hunter D: bloodlust.
It's all cool biomechanical chrome with skulls and mediaeval looking vampire art.

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Jan 30

Was gonna post a photo of the fucking massive spider I just caught and released but I don't want to upset anyone, so I'll just show the container I needed to catch that beautiful monster

A hand holding a round plastic takeaway container

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Jan 24

Dunno if SH's premise lends itself neatly to this genre of video, but I'd simply ignore my daughter's requests to visit the town where I found her as a baby by the side of the road, and/or go to therapy after my bitch wife dies from asthma

A YouTube thumbnail that reads 'Could you survive Silent Hill in real life'

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Jan 17

I don't normally screenshot and share people's bumble profiles but omg dude 🤭

A screenshot of a Bumble prompt saying:
I'll know we vibe on a date if your intellectual

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Jan 3

Person I'm seeing: what are you doing tonight? Me: dressing up expedition 33 as a psychedelic rock band

The first three party members of the videogame claim obscur expedition 33. They're a woman with long dark hair called lune, a bearded man with curly hair called Gustave and a red-headed teenage girl called Maelle. They all wear formal looking, white satin outfits with red sashes

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Dec 30

WIP on the Hand of Nagash. So nice to be back on the tools

A giant skeletal hand reaching out of a ring of pink and purple energy

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Dec 21

Rather than waiting for boxing day I ran out and got the good ass toasted sandwich maker I've wanted for yonks.

Breville 4 slice toasted sandwich maker sitting on a kitchen bench

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Dec 15

My GWM Ora is one of these. Rubbish boot space, but god she zippy

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Dec 14

Ah shit it's been a while but I will finish this bad boy at some point

An in progress shot of a wargaming mini. The vampire Count Duvall standing on the ripped off neck stump of a mega gargant giant

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Dec 6

Playing final fantasy vii remake. I just encountered the character Chadley and burst out laughing.

A screenshot of the game Final Fantasy VII remake. The character Chadley is a bishy looking youth with grey hair and a monocle wearing what looks like a school uniform. Text identifies him as Chadley

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Dec 6

Found one of these while op-shopping today. I'm very pleased

One of those bamboo/cane bowls your Nana had when you were a kid. Iconic

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Nov 26

Thanks Garmin. Lemme run that by the kids

A notification from the Garmin connect app that reads "sleep coach. 9 hours recommended. You could use a lot more sleep lately."

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Nov 22

Bluesky is censoring me

A screenshot of me trying to reply "The Shig Bort" and blue sky saying there's an internal server error

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Nov 20

Totally would watch Tony Shalhoub talking about cool, food but can YouTube please stop showing me this particular image???

A Youtube Short thumbnail. It is a portrait image close up of actor Tony Shalhoub eating pasta in a way that is very unflattering. the text reads "Tony Shalhoub finds a $2.25 NYC dish worth an enormous tip."

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Nov 18

Making myself a breakfast bagel for fun

A man's hand holding a poppyseed bagel filled with eggs and bacon. The bagel is wrapped in a brown paper bag

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Nov 18

Mainly shared the video because is so funny and jesus wept this has happened to me. A kindly relative notices a clothing brand you liked years ago had a sloth mascot. They assume you love sloths and you wonder why every present they get you has sloths all over it 😆

Youtube comment on the above video that reads "I'm a teacher and a student bought me a Dracula funko because I love Drac and during the zoom teaching era a student saw Drac and bought me Frankenstein and it snowballed and now I have like a dozen funkos and I never bought any of them and I find them a bit creepy but I can't get rid of them bc they're from my kids I'm in a prison of my students' making and my jailers all have big black eyes."

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Nov 17

Went to the store today and they had you!

Photo of a black bird at a nature centre. Next to the bird is text that says "Spangled drongo"

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Nov 17

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

An anime man with blond hair and a red jacket smokes a cigarette (he might be from old Gundam). He stares at the camera sternly.
The text reads "It's nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix."

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Nov 14

Being very strong and not getting this garmin watch which is also a dive computer and looks sick

Huge Joe Weaving@luxasm· Nov 12

2am: going back for more white monster (Last hour back to Brisbane)