Machete Von Kill
@machetevonkill
Spreader of shenanigans. Thrower of knives. Lover of pro wrestling, horror and music. Mother of cat. Woman in the Cannabis industry. Strange and unusual. Kinda feral.
@thadeawitch.bsky.social that sexy cowboy will be on the not of what tomorrow.
Hey @thadeawitch.bsky.social, it appears all the cool kids have plans tomorrow. whatnot.com/s/73ohR11V
@thadeawitch.bsky.social we have a meeting Sunday on Whatnot, so sayeth our divine leader @effylives.com
It sounds kinda dumb, but knowing this match was coming up has kept me going this week. It's gonna be a HOSS FIGHT and I'm living for it. 🤼♂️
This popped up in my "memories" today on that other platform... I haven't been able to find much except for a couple of newspaper clippings and an event flyer, but my relative Barney, wrestled in Mexico during the 1930s and 40s as Otto Lugger (I've seen it as Otto Luger, too).
Make sure to wish EFFY a very happy birthday today. Better yet, join the Weekend At EFFY's Patreon!
Celebrating my forever fave and the forever icon, Marilyn Monroe on what would have been her 100th birthday.
More of my basic dumbassery... it's a miracle Effy and Manders put up with my nonsense. I hope it makes you giggle.
Hey, @thadeawitch.bsky.social I have not seen an official announcement from Daddy @effylives.com, but I saw this on the what of not.
She talked about NOTHING for 2 hrs and 5 min straight. End the madness, I beg you. #ICantStandMyCoworker
Here we go... I'm gonna feel some feels tonight. #gcwholy 🤼♂️
It's starting to feel like Christmas around here. Also, I'm really thankful that @effylives.com puts up with my silly bullshit. Lol
Went on shopaew to buy a Hey EW wrap shirt and got this... now I'm even sadder than I already was. (I am really happy for @rjcity.bsky.social tho. He deserves to have all of his merch sell out) #HeyEW #RJistheeebest
If you see this cowboy, tell him Happy Birthday. I mean, you can say it to me too, but yeah.
Wooo hooo! I meet the coolest people because of pro wrestling.
I attended King of the Deathmatches tonight (well, technically last night, since it's almost 3 am) and watched Hoodfoot and Phil Insane use a 5 gallon bucket of chicken feet as a weapon. CHICKEN FEET!?!? Deathmatch wrestling is unreal.
Not my photo, but this was Torch Lake about an hour and a half ago.