Kris Pratt🏴 (@macombanarchist) · DIRTY

Kris Pratt🏴

@macombanarchist

Anarchist - I read and play Magic in my free time. He/Them

405 Following309 Followers475 Posts

Is this your profile?Claim it and macombanarchist.dirty.social is yours.Claim profile

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· 7d

First time with John Congleton since All Eternals Deck: the perfect man for this record. What a thrill to spend a perfect autumn week in New York with you, friend. Thanks for your time & your groove & your ears.
This album began life as Grunges, a sequel to Goths after I made a joke on social media about writing a song called "Contemplating Pearl Jam in the Carolina Dawn." A few months later my wife left town for a two week residency in Virginia. My wife leaving town to play hockey in Banff is how All Hail West Texas happened. These songs are loosely about the 70s, 80s, and 90s, which is to say they're about the accumulation of days, each one a little further back than the next, sometimes miraculously seeming clearer as they recede and sometimes blurring into unrecognizable shapes which are sometimes pleasant and sometimes troubling. Most songs here are in major keys but don't let that fool you. If you do let that fool you I have a bridge to sell you; there is nothing on the other side of the bridge. Still, you shouldn't let that deter you. Who am I to tell you what kind of bridge you need, or where the bridge you need should lead? Nobody, really. Nobody at all.
Thanks to Ryan Matteson and Kevin O'Hallo ran at Ten Atoms for making it all happen, and without whom it just wouldn't have happened.
Finally, while I was writing these songs I kept texting them to Matt Nathanson. You would not be reading this, nor hearing these songs, if not for the open mic night Matt ran at Pitzer in the 90s. Few debts are deeper than the one I owe you, Matt, and this album is for you.
John Darnielle Durham, North Carolina January 2026
Sear Sound is owned by Roberta Findlay, who was gracious enough to talk with me about her work for an hour while we were in the studio. Thanks to Roberta and all who run Sear for one of the best studio experiences we've ever had.
Janis Siegel happened to be in the building while we were tracking, which I learned after mentioning to our assistant Steven that…

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· 8d

Yay, a good mail day^^

A CD of the Mountain Goats album "Days"

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· 9d

Endless Ranks of the Dead
{2}{B}{B}
Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is half the number of Zombies you control, rounded down.

With Thraben’s army recalled to its city walls, outlying villages were left to fend for themselves.

Illustrated by Ryan Yee

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· 10d

Love Venser, of course, but for 5 mana? Hard not feel like it falls short in comparison. This guy has won so many games for me:

Venser, the Sojourner
{3}{W}{U}
Legendary Planeswalker — Venser

+2: Exile target permanent you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.

−1: Creatures can’t be blocked this turn.

−8: You get an emblem with “Whenever you cast a spell, exile target permanent.”

Loyalty: 3
Illustrated by Eric Deschamps

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· 13d

The MI voting stickers are fun - whoever thought up the idea was a genius

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· 14d

..interaction package, but overall, I'm pretty happy with the build. There is something very fun and satisfying about going infinite with one of my favorite flavored cards 😁

Nissa, Worldsoul Speaker
{3}{G}
Legendary Creature — Elf Druid

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).

You may pay eight {E} rather than pay the mana cost for permanent spells you cast.

“Zendikar still seems so far off, but Chandra is my home.”

3/3
Watermark: Desparked

Illustrated by Magali Villeneuve

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· May 26

It's 2/2 Tuesday My favorite creature to break in reanimator shells

Karmic Guide
{3}{W}{W}
Creature — Angel Spirit

Flying, protection from black

Echo {3}{W}{W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)

When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

2/2
Illustrated by Heather Hudson

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· May 24

I feel like I'm going to be posting this forever, because it's mostly this, especially when people get to hate trans people

teaboot
I'm not Christian. I don't go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I'd sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said "it fee/s good to hate, but we know that it isn't allowed, so when we're told that we're allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we're supposed to love*, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I'd like to perhaps submit that
:3
teaboot
Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself "is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I'm allowed to hate" and a solid 98/100 times it's the latter so once again thank you pastor D

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· May 1

Seems like a cool person...

Swag Money 420 @manifold-machinist.bsky.social • 16m
4 Replied to a blocked post
The fact that youre trying to whine about her filming a terrorist attack is fucking absurd.
Every one of yall are such deeply unserious people.
Swag Money 420 @manifold-machinist.bsky.social • 17m
4 Replied to cari
Are you guys seriously crying about Taylor filming a fucking terrorist attack?
1
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social • 1h
This is about Taylor Lorenz
' molly conger © @socialistdoqmom.bsky.social • 1h this is the same woman who went crying to the police when someone knocked her phone out of her hand because she wouldn't stop filming the bleeding victims of the charlottesville car attack. on the scene of a mass casualty incident, feet away from a woman's dead body, it was all about her.
8
§ 38
315
Owen, Bottom 10% on OF @oweraj.bsky.social • 42m
It must be so hard to perpetually be the victim in every conceivable situation
1
9 3
Swag Money 420 @manifold-machinist.bsky.social • 20m
Says the person who wont stop crying and shitting themselves over a blogger
.
.
Swag Money 420 @manifold-machinist.bsky.social • 21m
4 Replied to Coach Finstock
You dipshits are such unserious people to be whining about Taylor

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Apr 14

A cool arrival today from @firestorm.coop - the new book by @mollycrabapple.bsky.social Looking forward to it!

Hardcover book Here Where We Live is Our Country: The Story of the Jewish Bund by Molly Crabapple

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Mar 23

Gossip's Talent
{1}{U}
Enchantment — Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)

Whenever a creature you control enters, surveil 1.

{1}{U}: Level 2

Whenever you attack, target attacking creature with power 3 or less can’t be blocked this turn.

{3}{U}: Level 3

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may exile it, then return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control.

Illustrated by Andrea Sipl

Emergent Haunting
{1}{U}
Enchantment

At the beginning of your end step, if you haven’t cast a spell from your hand this turn and this enchantment isn’t a creature, it becomes a 3/3 Spirit creature with flying in addition to its other types.

{2}{U}: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Illustrated by Jorge Jacinto

Unfulfilled Desires
{1}{U}{B}
Enchantment

{1}, Pay 1 life: Draw a card, then discard a card.

“Like Day from Night, / I’ll live my life apart from you, just glimpsing you across the sky, / because you cannot change, my dear, and nor can I.”
—"Love Song of Night and Day"

Illustrated by D. Alexander Gregory

Psychic Frog
{U}{B}
Creature — Frog

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card.

Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Some frogs poison the body. Some frogs poison the mind.

1/2
Illustrated by Pete Venters

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Mar 20

So, here's a card I've been running in my aristos decks - not gobbo themed, but very very good

Obsessive Pursuit
{1}{B}
Enchantment

When this enchantment enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a Clue token. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.”)

Whenever you attack, put X +1/+1 counters on target attacking creature, where X is the number of permanents you’ve sacrificed this turn. If X is three or greater, that creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

Illustrated by Ichiko Milk Tei

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Mar 3

He is when you look at him and Gallantry, it supposed to be him and Buffy^^

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Feb 19

Nothing surprising, but these two books changed my life as a kid

The Fellowship of the Ring by JRR Tolkien

A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K LeGuin

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Feb 16

This is so hard, because I do really love all of the planes, but the Backrooms aesthetic of Duskmourn is so compelling

Command Tower
Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

“It’s me and Gribble’s special fort. None of the bad things can get us in there.”
—Toby

Illustrated by Eddie Mendoza

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Jan 30

candyspider-deactivated20230731 MN
"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue
candyspider-deactivated20230731
if im watching the lord of the rings extended edition i am a monarchist for 682 minutes
groceryshoppingwithaghost Volgen
tideologically I don't agree with monarchy but they kind of went off with aragorn son of arathorn
mirdini Volgen
yuuko from nichijou @headfallsoff
me: i am fundementally opposed to the monarchy and the church as ruling powers. history is a record of their atrocities
my therapist: that's fair
me: but i love it when the chosen king reclaims his divine sword anc leads his army in glorious battle
my therapist: who doesn't
4:46 PM - Oct 14, 2018

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Jan 28

Superfriends' best buddy

Pernicious Deed
{1}{B}{G}
Enchantment

{X}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy each artifact, creature, and enchantment with mana value X or less.

“Yawgmoth,” Freyalise whispered as she set the bomb, “now you will pay for your treachery.”

Illustrated by Christopher Moeller

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Jan 23

It's first strike Friday! Fuck ICE, and have each other's back out there. We keep each other safe

Alesha, Who Smiles at Death
{2}{R}
Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

First strike

Whenever Alesha attacks, you may pay {W/B}{W/B}. If you do, return target creature card with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.

“Our history is one hand reaching out to another.”

3/2
Illustrated by Winona Nelson

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Jan 23

Fuck ICE, and make sure at least one other person has your back when you're on the front lines.

Halana and Alena, Partners
{2}{R}{G}
Legendary Creature — Human Ranger

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control, where X is Halana and Alena’s power. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

2/3
Illustrated by Jason Rainville

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Jan 21

Why settle for the lesser kind of spells? My khan has you covered

Eshki, Temur's Roar
{G}{U}{R}
Legendary Creature — Human Warrior

Whenever you cast a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Eshki. If that spell’s power is 4 or greater, draw a card. If that spell’s power is 6 or greater, Eshki deals damage equal to Eshki’s power to each opponent.

2/2
Illustrated by Billy Christian

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Jan 12

world's a fuck, share an island

Wilds of Eldraine full art island

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Jan 7

Run Away Together
{1}{U}
Instant

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners’ hands.

Nobody bothered to look for Libo and Pulla, because everyone knew they didn’t want to be found.

Illustrated by Omar Rayyan

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Nov 23

Uktabi Kong
{5}{G}{G}{G}
Creature — Ape

Trample

When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts.

Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.

“I desire the acquisition of a potassium-rich fruit comestible of substantial magnitude.”

8/8
Illustrated by Una Fricker

Also, the monkey from Uktabi Orangutan is pregnant in the background

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Oct 31

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Oct 24

A blahaj in a Jaws pose with text saying "we're going to need a spinnier skirt"

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Oct 18

One of my favorite pieces of tech for certain styles of deck

Vanishing
{U}
Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature

{U}{U}: Enchanted creature phases out. (While it’s phased out, it’s treated as though it doesn’t exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)

“Careless, like a child with fire, so was I with time.”
—Teferi

Illustrated by John Matson

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Oct 10

OK, Raid (the Fridge) is fucking hilarious

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Sep 24

For at least one glorious summer, this banger:

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Sep 23

Aww, still run my guy in Galea - hood memories of my earliest games of magic^^

A Rabid Wombat card from Magic the Gathering

Kris Pratt🏴@macombanarchist· Aug 31

Zimone, Mystery Unraveler is the one that "feels" the most Simic to play for me

Zimone, Mystery Unraveler
{2}{G}{U}
Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, manifest dread if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may turn a permanent you control face up. (To manifest dread, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it’s a creature card.)

3/3
Illustrated by Mila Pesic