Madame LaCrooz

@madamelacrooz

At the corner of Bliss and Blunt.

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Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 1d

Post a photo you took this summer. No description (except in alt text of course).

Batman with a shopping bag at an intersection waiting for the light to change in front of a Welcome to Benicia mural.

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 6d

i mean...

An Victorian era illustration of Steven Cheung by (I think) Kate Greenaway

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 8d

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally

I have no idea- black background with a limey green schmear and a reddish glow behind it -

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 9d

she got u

Looking down the nose of a wire-haired dog named Poppy- the cutest dog ever.

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 12d

Registration will be automatic- not conscription, but automatic registration effective Dec 18 2026

1. What’s actually changing: automatic registration, not conscription

Congress mandated that the Selective Service automatically register men ages 18–25 as part of the 2026 NDAA signed in December 2025, and the agency has filed a proposed rule to the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs to implement the change by December 2026 [1][2]; news outlets uniformly report this as a switch from self‑registration to government‑driven enrollment designed to streamline the database, save money and use federal data sources

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 19d

It's International Owl Awareness Day. This one lives underground. It's from Florida. I guess that explains it.

A burrowing owlet from Florida. They live underground, like many Floridians.

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 22d

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 22d

I don’t check my mail very often, but when I do… (Can’t wait to get daddy a subscription. Anon oc)

À l’âge fr the print Onion for a Nathan’s hot dog that says “Try the famous Hot dogs used to plug President Reagan’s bullet wound.

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 22d

when you say ‘anal’ in 1992

River Phoenix, Dan Ackroyd. Robert Redford Sidney Frikkin Poitier, David Strathairn turning to look at the speaker of the word ‘anal’

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 22d

Sidney Poitier dancing to Aretha

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 23d

dumb and dumber ad infinitum

Screenshot fr article:
When Trump selected Warsh, I noted that Warsh had been completely wrong about monetary policy in the aftermath of the financial crisis. He called for rate hikes, which was the exactly wrong policy for a deeply depressed economy. He warned about inflation; when the inflation didn’t materialize, he just came up with new arguments for the same policies. I didn’t mince words about the consequences of choosing Warsh as Fed chair:

Many media reports are describing Warsh as a monetary hawk. That’s a category error. Warsh is a political animal. He calls for tight money and opposes any attempt to boost the economy when Democrats hold the White House. Like all Trumpers, he has been all for lower interest rates since November 2024.

As I pointed out at the time, other independent economists had similar things to say. So how did he end up at the top of the Fed? As I noted,

[Warsh is] an effective bullshitter. Sorry for the technical language, but I can’t find another way to say it. Listen to Warsh on economic policy, and he throws around a lot of big words that presumably sound impressive to people who don’t know anything about the subject. But there’s no coherent argument behind the verbiage.

What Warsh really needed to do in his press conference was refute the critics and show that he was more than a partisan who got the job in part because Trump thinks he looks the part. He failed.

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 26d

Last year was one - this year there are six.

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· 29d

watched a dishwasher vid and now I’m searching ‘sleep paralysis demons’ cuz it’s Caturday, bitches

The late great Kitty enjoying his eau-de-toilette in a peach and blue tiled bathroom

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jul 22

Taylor Farms 2013: salad mix - Cyclospora: 631 people across 25 states, many at Olive Garden and Red Lobster. 2024: onions - E. coli: 104 illnesses, 34 hospitalizations, 1 death, 14 states. Now, thirteen years later - Same parasite. Same company. No meaningful regulatory reckoning in between.

Screenshot: A Money Trail Worth Sitting With
FEC (Federal Election Commission) filings show Taylor Farms’ parent company donated $1 million to the pro-Trump super PAC MAGA Inc. in March 2025, about a week after the FDA delayed the Food Traceability Rule by 30 months.

What is the Food Traceability Rule? The exact rule meant to help trace contaminated food through the supply chain faster.

The company and its affiliated entities have also donated to Trump, Ron DeSantis, and other Republican and Democratic campaigns and committees, according to a review of FEC filings. CEO Bruce Taylor has given separately and personally: FEC records show $400,000 to Republican-aligned PACs in 2025 and 2026 alone, on top of more than $1 million to GOP-aligned PACs over the past two decades, per Newsweek and Fox40.

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jul 22

A point from Karl’s Palantir manifesto is remilitarization of Germany

Screenshot paragraph : A company with that structure cannot survive peace. Its growth curve requires expanding military operations, expanding surveillance infrastructure, expanding the domestic and international footprint of defence contracting. Point nineteen of the manifesto, the call to remilitarise Germany and Japan, was framed as a correction of historical overreach. Read it again with the revenue projections in view: the two countries whose pacifism was the foundation of the postwar order are, in Palantir’s framing, markets that have been artificially closed.

A remilitarised Germany is a new software market.

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jul 22

so true

Versace print scarf with baroque detailing in lots and lots of gold w blk background

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jul 21

saw this one this morning

A sad Pedo President covered in gold in the Oval Office

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jul 20

Found a pretty good placement- the bathroom is pretty pristine but it’s a busy day and maybe it’ll last a few hours before they take it down.

Red bathroom stall with blk/whi checkered floor and a sticker that says ‘Trump is everything we teach our children not to be”

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jul 19

Bonnie Franklin on the cover of TV week in the 70’s

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jun 30

Ivory Coast played the better game.

Stats on Ivory Coast v Norway:
5 shots on goal vs 3
14 total shots vs 9
47% vs 53%
6 fouls vs 7
Norway 1 yellow card
2 offsides for both teams
14 ! corner kicks vs 3
1 save vs 3

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jun 26

here's 13 of 'em

Screenshot of 13 signers on the "Promise to America" pledge: "moderates strike back" to unite centrists
Tom Suozzi, Adam Gray, Jamelle Bynum, Kristen MDDonald Rivet, Susie Lee, Maggie Goodlander, Josh Gottheimer, Laure Gillen, Don Davis, Vinvente Gonzalez, Marlene Galan Woods, & Bobby Pulido

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jun 26

Just a poor little billionaire who didn't know anything paying off women and collecting NDAs.

Screenshot from Wikipedia: Between 2012 and 2017, Black paid Epstein a total of $170 million for tax and financial services, reportedly saving him over $1 billion in taxes.[9][10] After Black had a long-term affair with a Russian model, she threatened to make public allegations of sexual abuse unless he paid her $100 million. Epstein negotiated a 2015 NDA under which Black agreed to pay her $100,000 per month over 15 years, totalling $18 million.[10] Black has said that he "deeply regrets" his relationship with Epstein.[11]

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jun 26

I know that canyon. There's a reason a railing is a good idea and sooo much better than gilded detailing on the White [Trash ] House.

Aerial view of the Black Canyon of the Gunnison Nat'l Park in Colorado showing the trails that near the edge of an extremely steep canyon with a river running through the bottom. Americans *need* railings cuz they dumb with a b.

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jun 16

Morning Sky, Milton Avery 1962

Morning Sky, Milton Avery 1963
Blues and blacker blues chunky ocean 3/4 high until a soft pink glow sky with a rectangular whitish cloud on the left and a smaller grayish one on the right

Madame LaCrooz@madamelacrooz· Jun 13

I suppose there are better uses of my time than this but i really don’t wear t-shirts and I’ll wear it more if I ‘fix’ it also otherwise there’s hearsay one could learn how to make a moloto v cocktail on the interwebs so