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maddsmallow@maddsmallow· 26d

finally some good fucking food (my flowers are finally starting to bloom this late in the season)

photo of a bright orange nasturtium flower. there's a light orange bud next to it, and an array of other plants fills the rest of the image, mostly alpine bedstraw and shepard's purse.

photo of a another bright orange nasturtium flower. there's another reddish bud next to it, and an array of other plants fills the rest of the image, mostly alpine bedstraw and cosmos.

photo of a white flower—i think it's a cosmos. there's an array of other plants filling the rest of the image, mostly alpine bedstraw, dandelions, and grass.

photo of a light orange calendula flower. it grows alongside a shepard's purse plant, both of which are growing in a little patch of dirt where a brick has been removed on the edge of a brick sidewalk next to a house exterior

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Jul 11

viktor @ jayce

post from "alenka"/"ankyhaidy" that says "you're my friend and to some extent my wife"

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Jul 3

there is tdick everywhere for those with eyes to see

a photo i took of a log my husband was cutting up. the part of the log my husband is sawing in the photo looks like hips and the junction where both legs of a person meet, and there's a funky dark textured bit right in the middle where genitals would be of this imagined tree-person that looks like a labia with the bottom growth someone on testosterone might have just above it

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Jun 24

listen all i'm sayin is,,,,,, we can jayvik this

screenshot of a tumblr post from user "bumblebeebats" that says "I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me lin the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: 'Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here!
All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, 1 am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?' and yes thank you i did tear up"

of which i am implying jayce is charlie and viktor is obviously the thick eastern european guy on the phone

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Jun 24

viktor @ jayce

a screenshot of a post from Agita Christie/"pagan_hoetry" that says "If I take too long to respond to my friend Ryan he starts texting me like this" with another screenshot attached of a text that says "you cater to the slobbering masses while your oldest friend wallows in his own earnestness. l" (yes there is a random "i" just at the end)

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Jun 23

tumblr post by user "lakemojave" that says "You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?"
then a reply to their own post adding "You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/ thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?"

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Jun 13

jayce

twitter post from pankaj "the2ndfloorguy" the says "i hooked my whoop to my work calendar to find which coworker gives me the most stress
thanks to fable, I reverse engineered whoop to pull per minute heart rate. nd matched spikes with cal events and attendees
I now have a leaderboard and I think about it daily.
few info masked for obvious reasons ;)"

there are two attached pictures, the first of the guy's arm with what i assume is the "whoop," some kind of device wrapped around his wrist like a watch, and the second a screenshot of the leaderboard with all the information

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Jun 8

it's a bunch of those pastel easter chicks which are pompoms with glued on plastic feet, eyes, and beaks, and the caption says "calling all bitches!!! calling all bitches!!!"

pretty sure this is a screenshot of a tumblr post ngl

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· May 29

viktor and jayce 1970s wardrobe moodboards

collage of 9 photos of men's fashion from the 1970s, meant to be a moodboard (i think im using the term correctly) for what might be in viktor arcane's wardrobe in a 70s au. almost all of the photos include a sweater vest of some kind over a button up, or corduroy. most of the pants flare much less than the typical bellbottoms one might think of when it comes to 70s fashion, but they're still definitely more flared than a straight cut, which is kinda just how it goes for pants from the time lbr. the clothing is on the modest side, with less color/patterns than shown in jayce's collage, but still markedly and intensely 1970s

a collage of 9 photos of what jayce talis might wear in a 1970s au. the clothing is all very colorful with lots of different patterns. all of the tops are tight, whether they are t-shirts of button ups, and some of them show off the chest (cleavage, if you will). all of the pants have very flared bottoms, like the typical bellbottoms one might immediately think of when it comes to 70s clothing, and are very tight around the ass. one photo basically a onsie, with the button up and bellbottoms combined into one article of clothing. it's all very gay

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· May 29

s2 jayce

tumblr user "autisticjonathanjoestar" posts, "bouncing on it in repentance," and, "crying and begging for forgiveness on it"

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· May 23

pls add me on pikmin bloom, i live in the countryside and never have any mushrooms to destroy for challenges and i need people to send me help requests so i can actually destroy some mushrooms lmao

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· May 19

trying to talk to non-fandom people about fandom stuff

screenshot of some snapchat messages with my friend owen, in blue, saying "Like guys these are
What the term
Plorbos wtf is it?"
and me, in red, replying "CRYING
blorbos"
there's the top of a cut off "typing" bubble at the very bottom of the cropped screenshot

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· May 19

just a messy doodle for #tfemviktorweek. au where jayce is a trans man who decided that physical transition was the best for him & viktor is a trans woman who decided physical transition isnt for her, & they love and accept each other wholeheartedly bc being trans is different for everyone ❤️🦋 #myart

messy pencil doodle on graphing paper of viktor in an au where she comes out as a trans woman and goes by the name viktoria. it is a bust with 3/4 perspective, with viktoria's chest facing to our right and her crutch under one arm, and her head is turned to our left. she's got a small smile on her face and she's saying "it's viktoria" to someone unseen. instead of the tie worn in the show, viktoria is wearing a bow, but otherwise is wearing the same outfit with the same hair as in the second half of season 1

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· May 16

part 2

frozen desserts
• fruitful frozen yogurt
• cherry crunch ice cream
• white chocolate-chunk ice cream
• cantaloupe sunshine sorbet
• apricot sorbet
• cinnamon-mocha sorbet
• triple berry sorbet
• mango-orange ice
• cranberry ice
• almond crunch ice cream balls
• light ice cream sandwiches
• strawberry crunch parfaits
• peach melba sundaes
• sundaes with cherry-brandy sauce
• frozen chocolate & peanut butter torte
• frozen chocolate-raspberry torte
• frozen cappuccino torte
• berries and cream cake
• strawberry pops
• frozen yogurt fruit pops

fruit desserts
• peach-almond crisp
• chocolate-cherry crisp
• plum-delicious crisp
• apple-raisin crisp
• mixed fruit crisp
• apple cobbler
• biscotti-topped blackberry cobbler
• quick cherry cobbler
• ginger-baked peaches
• pears with cinnamon crunch stuffing
• honey-roasted plums
• bananas with rum sauce
• broiled peaches with cinnamon & brown sugar
• spiced apples
• strawberries with chocolate and almonds
• berries with honey-lime cream
• spiked summer fruits
• refreshing fruit cup

dessert bread
• apple-nut bread
• zucchini-spice bread
• whole wheat banana nut bread
• cocoa banana bread
• cranberry pecan bread
• pumpkin-pecan bread
• very blueberry bread
• carrot-raisin bread
• whole wheat sweet dough
• braided apple bread
• cherry-cheese loaf
• peach streusel bread
• blueberry tea ring
• raspberry tea ring
• orange-pecan rolls
• cinnamom-raisin rollls

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· May 16

recipes to choose from if anyone is interested, part 1

cakes
• carrot spice cake
• cherry ripple cake
• harvest apple cake
• fresh pear cake
• light lemon cake
• angel pudding cake
• almond-ricotta cake roll
• peach coffee cake
• zucchini fudge cake
• moist mocha-fudge cake
• glazed mocha-fudge cake
• fudge cake with raspberry sauce
• chocolate-cream cake roll
• black forest cake
• german chocolate delight
• mini cherry cheesecakes
• blueberry cheesecake
• easy apricot sauce
• really raspberry sauce

pies/tarts/pastries
• graham cracker crust
• chocolate-almond crust
• nutty piecrust
• pat-in piecrust
• coconut-oat piecrust
• phyllo tart shells
• apple crumb pie
• sour cream apple pie
• maple pear pie
• phyllo peach pie
• deep-dish pumpkin pie
• southern sweet potato pie
• banana dream pie
• strawberry chiffon pie
• summer berry ple
• fabulous fruit pie
• cappuccino pie
• apricot-custard tart
• simply strawberry tarts
• lemon fruit tarts
• light lemon curd
• summer fruit tarts
• chocolate pudding tarts
• flaky apple pastries

puddings, mousses, and trifles
• creamy baked custard
• apple-pecan bread pudding
• chocolate bread pudding
• baked pumpkin custard
• polenta pudding
• cherry-cheese kugel
• raisin-rice pudding
• phyllo custard cups
• honey-orange sauce
• light tapioca pudding
• tapioca pudding parfaits
• peanut butter mousse
• spiced pumpkin mousse
• ambrosia delite
• really raspberry parfaits
• blueberry bavarian
• mocha mousse
• black forest mousse
• triple berry mouse
• banana pudding parfaits
• strawberry tiramisu
• pineapple fluff
• banana-pineapple pudding
• apple-apricot pudding torte
• razzleberry trifle

cookies
• make-ahead chocolate chip cookies
• applesauce oatmeal cookies
• molasses oatmeal cookies
• pumpkin-pecan cookies
• whole-wheat gingersnaps
• fruit & nut drops
• cinnamon-mocha crisps
• crunchy peanut butter cookies
• hamantaschen
• dutch chocolate pinwheels
• cinnamon pinwheels
• pecan puffs (meringues)
• mint chocolate meringues
• crispy chocolate-nut cookies
• pecan praline crisps
• cocoa crunch biscotti
• poppy seed-almond biscotti
• peanut butter marshmallow treats

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· May 9

and yet

an image that says "lactose tolerant" in that specific sort of military font, with an explosion behind a gallon of milk, some tanks with milk splashes around them on either side of the gallon, whatever kinda bullshit planes militaries use, several black and white cows, and a glass of milk on the right

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· May 8

rAAAAAHHHHHH SYNI IM CRAZYYYYYYYY THIS IS SO FUCKING HOT DHDJSGSBSGSHSAAAAA

badly drawn cartoon dude on their hands and knees, drooling blood and surrounded by hearts with wide unseeing eyes

silly doodle of someone acting "feral" with big sharp teeth running/bouncing around a room unable to be contained

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· May 3

teehee i just need jayce Round and Full

cartoony memey drawing of someone sitting with wide eyes and big eyelashes and a smile that spreads across their whole face, edited to be wearing fool/jester clothing

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Apr 28

i contain multitudes

a screenshot of my youtube watch history. the video on the bottom is "blood meridian, a literary analysis: part 1/3" by "mountains of books," and the video on top is "livestream 15-04-2026 - big fancy coasters!" by "marcel vods" (aka, a marcel vos stream of him playing open roller coaster tycoon 2 for 2.5 hours, which i do very often these days watch (or listen to) in their entirety lmao)

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Apr 25

it was a meme of markiplier holding a jar in one hand and pointing at us the viewer with the other, with the caption "YOU. GET IN. GET IN THE FUCKING CUM JAR" but it's been edited to be jayce talis saying "VIKTOR. GET IN. GET IN THE FUCKING CUM JAR"

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Apr 16

image of gilded jayce with his stupid blue streak of hair and holding and pair of round sunglasses, just like the bunny in the quoted post is wearing

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Apr 13

very important video from the other week of jayce and viktor dancing at the club together

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Apr 3

target audience reached

a screenshot of a notification where an account called "Traffic Cones" liked the post quoted on this one of a guy with a katana (?) and a traffic cone on his head, with yellow dark souls text overlaid that says "vlc media player"

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Mar 26

yknow???

photo of jayce talis' voice actor, kevin alejandro. his's smiling with some of his top teeth visible and he has deep laugh lines

screenshot of season 1 jayce making a goofy, cocky grin at caitlyn while she's on enforcer duty. you can see some of his top teeth are visible and be has lines on his cheeks akin to his voice actor, as well as a somewhat similarly shaped face

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Mar 26

yknow?

photograph of jayce's voice actor, kevin alejandro. he's smiling with his top row of teeth visible and he's got deep laugh lines

screenshot of jayce talis from arcane season 1 when he's about to give that big speech. he's got a big smile on his face with his top row of teeth showing, and wrinkles on his cheeks similar to his voice actor's in the previous image

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Mar 23

my husband sent this to me and immediately ran into the room to watch me open the notification because he knew EXACTLY what my reaction to this would be, which was "😭😭 yeah that's jayce 😭"

screenshot of a tumblr post that starts off with user "mahgck" saying "hes ur 'emotional support blorbo'??? girl he cant even emotionally support Himself"
user "cheeseanonioncrisps" follows that up with "Not 'support' as in 'supportive', 'support' as in 'load-bearing.'" and user "mariacallous" replies with "oh he supports plenty of loads all right"
the post ends with user "blujayonthewing" saying "yall read 'emotional support x' and think 'emotionally supportive'? girl they're a *stress ball* not a fukin therapist"

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Mar 22

a small crudely drawn stick figure blowing a kiss indicated by a red heart

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Mar 13

free lunch motherfuckerssss

a photo of me and my husband's lunch of burgers and fries

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Mar 12

agreed!!! like they obviously look so different but at the same time it's like. hey wait a second, there's definitely something here more than just both of them being kinda lanky. something about the proportions of their faces maybe, like their nose shape, at least from the front 🤔

photo of zac oyama. he's got a pink fuzzy eye mask on, pushed up to his forehead. the image has been flipped horizontally so you cant totally just ignore the cut off backwards words in the corner

season 1 viktor on the bridge scene when he asks jayce "you did this?" in regards to the blockade

zac oyama standing and smiling with one hand up and sorta pointing at his head

season 2 hexzone viktor with wide curious eyes and a little smile as he explores into vander's memories

maddsmallow@maddsmallow· Mar 12

do u see the vision