bluesky coming in clutch with the assist.

you're probably not going back and forth with a human

... is this trying to call me autistic?

Thanks for the heads up

Compromise™

Sorry Cocoa I don't think you're getting that pillow back anytime soon.

I found the mayor of Mad At Me Island and turns out it's my cat (she's jealous with a new kitten in the house)

I'm going to fight to name him Robusta. it's fine, everyone else can call him Rob.

do you want to see the most infuriating person you know use his powers productively? THUNDERBOLT FANTASY

Now that this loss to Belgium is finally official it's time for the only appropriate response

I can't help but find running this July 4th livery at the British Grand Prix absolutely hilarious despite... **you know**

sounds like you're spiraling.

I wanted to know what you're talking about. I think I already understand.

I know I probably only interacted with a bot but it still felt nice.

as a former Catholic...

*cough*

OH YOU THINK?

hrm. I am trying to goof around on my phone but there's a kitten curled up against the small of my back that's insistent that it's bedtime.

we're still doing this in 2026????

Clearly I have become too powerful

for exactness, the rules:

a live reaction:

my dude it's trivial to see what you are don't waste my time

how nightmarish

RIP Ted Turner who used a player on the braves to advertise his network until the National League told him to knock it off 50 years (and one day) ago