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Terrible at social networking. Passionate about public parks, classic films, and people. She/her 🌈 Profile: screenshot of Rosalind Russell in His Girl Friday Banner: screenshot from Pluribus with the phrase "YOU SUCK, CAROL !!!!"

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maddyzero@maddyzero· Jul 8

When the first wave of AI frenzy hit our company, I remember asking questions like Pavel's during an all-hands meeting. I felt like that hen in The Stinky Cheese Man: "But who will help us govern AI use?" Slow blinking and blank stares.

An illustration from a book titled The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales: a "Little Red Hen" with a bonnet yells at an elf-like creature with a triangle hat.

maddyzero@maddyzero· Mar 15

Journalists trying to reach Peter Thiel. gizmodo.com/i-have-no-id...

A still from the film His Girl Friday (1940) starring Rosalind Russell and Cary Grant. Russell's character Hildy Johnson, a news reporter, asks two phone operators: "Tell me, is the Lord of the Universe in?"

maddyzero@maddyzero· Feb 15

He always seems to gravitate towards my scarred boob, but he's just a drooling baby panther so I can't be mad.

A black cat named Jack rests his head on my left boob while looking up at the camera lovingly (or mischievously, I can never really tell).

maddyzero@maddyzero· Feb 13

Again, if only we could have predicted this. futurism.com/artificial-i...

Screenshot of an article snippet from the publication Futurism that reads: "Forming a vicious cycle, AI 'accelerated certain tasks, which raised expectations for speed; higher speed made workers more reliant on AI,' the researchers wrote. 'Increased reliance widened the scope of what workers attempted, and a wider scope further expanded the quantity and density of work.'"

maddyzero@maddyzero· Feb 6

See also

A picture of the actress Shelley Duvall with the caption "I'm hanging on like the ash on Shelley Duvall's cigarette in The Shining"

maddyzero@maddyzero· Feb 6

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

A young Brittany Spears during an interview in a recording studio, eyes wide, saying "Everyone has been doing emails."

maddyzero@maddyzero· Dec 21

I'll be oscillating rapidly between that one and this one:

A screenshot from the show Pluribus. The two characters Zosia and Carol stand on a football field, holding croquet mallets, and looking back at a digital sign that says "You SUCK, Carol !!!!"

maddyzero@maddyzero· Sep 27

A Halloween omen just graced our front porch so I'm hoping that means cooler weather is upon us. 🎃🍂🐈‍⬛

A black cat with its back arched stands perched on the ledge of a pumpkin-colored front porch

maddyzero@maddyzero· Aug 19

This is Louie's sister Stevie Licks, who is also ready.

A black-haired, Staffy mix dog sits suspiciously on a bench while wearing a Batman costume.

maddyzero@maddyzero· Aug 19

This is Louie and he is ready for Halloween 🎃

An 88-pound, red-haired, American Bully dog sits like a good boy while wearing his Halloween costume. It features green sleeves, a yellow cape, a black eye mask, and a red chest with the emblem 'R' for Robin, of Batman-and-Robin fame.

maddyzero@maddyzero· Jun 14

No kings just queens

Divine (Harris Glenn Milstead) holding a gun wearing a bright red dress in John Waters' film Pink Flamingo.

maddyzero@maddyzero· May 28

Evergreen.

Roman Roy from the HBO show Succession watching a rocket launch from his phone on a bathroom, which ends with an explosion

maddyzero@maddyzero· Feb 25

Diane. 11:30AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

A still of Nicholas Cage driving a car in a scene from Raising Arizona.

maddyzero@maddyzero· Feb 13

Quoted with alt text:

maddyzero@maddyzero· Feb 11

Have y'all seen this one yet?

A screenshot from the Congress.gov website taken on February 11, 2025 where the title of a proposed Bill reads: 'H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland".'

maddyzero@maddyzero· Feb 9

This came to me in a tired, sugar-induced fury this morning and I had to doodle it out.

A four-pane comic titled 'The New Regime's

Pane 1: an image of Trump's lips says "By the power invested in me as President of the United States, I'm issuing an executive order—it's gonna be a great one, folks—that will inspire the ranks of our beautiful and efficient new government and MAKE OUR WORKFORCE GREAT AGAIN!"

Pane 2: A computer screen sits on a desk with a keyboard, notes, and memos around it. On the screen, a document reads "MAGA Order: Effective immediately, all Federal employees will be required to wear uniforms that reflect the true ideals of this great nation..." A sticky note on the wall reads "RTO 2/12", and a Memo reads "Limited office space." Another document on the desk says "U-Haul Estimate."

Pane 3: 6 tiles of MAGA and USA-branded apparel items, including pants, socks, a tie, a shirt, a necklace, and a belt, are displayed on a website. Underneath each item is an expensive dollar amount and an 'Add to Cart' button. Trump continues underneath the image, saying "Launching very soon on our MAGA Patriot Employee website is a collection of—frankly, very beautiful—items for the men and women loyal to this country to choose from."

Pane 4: an image of federal workers crammed together at their desks. Above them are two posters. One is an image of Trump's face with a menacing look and finger pointing outwards and the words MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! The second poster says "This office is under D.O.G.E. surveillance. All work must be extremely hardcore."

maddyzero@maddyzero· Jan 17

Elbow right now:

Roman Roy watches a rocket explode on his phone before putting it in his pocket

maddyzero@maddyzero· Dec 2

Update: it arrived (on Friday)!

A picture of a silver 2012 Toyota Prius in front of some mountains in Utah.

maddyzero@maddyzero· Dec 2

Bros in hoodie herpaderpin'!

Louie, an 88lb red-nosed American Bully, looks herpa-derpally at the camera while wearing a multicolored hoodie.

maddyzero@maddyzero· Nov 20

A man stands in front of a silver Toyota Prius while documenting its condition pre-travel. In the background is a partial view of a semi-truck transporting several other cars.

maddyzero@maddyzero· Nov 20

It's just so stunning 😍 Here was my view in September last year:

A view of the Cliffs of Moher is County Clare, Ireland.

maddyzero@maddyzero· Nov 19

Eating this pear like it's a chicken wing.

My right hand holding a brownish, speckled pear at the top.

maddyzero@maddyzero· Nov 16

A good snoozy morning 🌞 from Louie, who is almost certainly chasing bunnies in his dream right now.

An orange-colored, 88lb American Bully sleeps on a bed of blankets. His right jowl folds over his curled up, front right paw.

maddyzero@maddyzero· Nov 14

This was an excellent choice this evening.

Charlie Chaplin as 'Adenoid Hynkel' in The Great Dictator, laying face down on a desk with a globe bouncing off his ass.

maddyzero@maddyzero· Nov 14

Watching The Great Dictator for no particular reason at all.

A picture of my TV with a freeze frame from the movie The Great Dictator. The screen reads: "This is a story of a period between two World Wars — and interim in which Insanity cut loose, Liberty took a nose dive, and Humanity was kicked around somewhat"

maddyzero@maddyzero· Aug 26

reskeet with a you meme

Natasha Lyonne's character Nadia Vulvokov in the streaming show Russian Doll, saying "Thursday. What a concept!" while holding a cigarette